Ash Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Feed the Scousers, let them know it's Christmas time! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Chris Hughton Mike Ashley's a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddco Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Chris Hughton Mike Ashley's a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Jingle bells Pardew smells Xisco is a gay Oh what fun It is to ride Into the Championship again, oh All my own work. I'm here all week. You never fail to amuse me Daveed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Just seen this. "We've got Pardew and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to Cry if I want to You would cry too if it happened to yooooou" Winner! What's the tune for it? Darude - Sandstorm. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Chris Hughton Mike Ashley's a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 In your Liverpool slums, You look in the dustbin for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick, In your Liverpool slums. Get an airing today? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosden Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 In your Liverpool slums, You look in the dustbin for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick, In your Liverpool slums. Get an airing today? It did, The only part I heard was "You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Cringe when we sing to fellow northerners, with similar unemployment (possibly slightly better?) about not having a job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Cringe when we sing to fellow northerners, with similar unemployment (possibly slightly better?) about not having a job. Oh give over. It's better than the "where'd you park your minibus/your support is fucking shit" chants which constantly get sung. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonnyameobi Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it would be to see mike Ashley killed by aids. Stick with it, it fits ;-) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blackandwhitearmy Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Who's your father, Who's your father, Who's your father referee, You haven't got one, You haven't got one, You're a bastard referee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NewBoyPeetah Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it would be to see mike Ashley killed by aids. Stick with it, it fits ;-) Wow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Stevie, are you ok, are you ok, Stevie? You've been hit by...Smooth Genitals a song for Campbell or Xisco. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Some lad was singing the this on Saturday He gets the ball and he will score, Andy, Andy You fuck with him he'll break your jaw, Andy, Andy He makes more money than me and you He'll spend it all in Blu Bambu Andy Carroll, angel of the North Tried it a couple of times and then said "Awww fuck it you miserable bastards" When it didn't catch on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Some lad was singing the this on Saturday He gets the ball and he will score, Andy, Andy You f*** with him he'll break your jaw, Andy, Andy He makes more money than me and you He'll spend it all in Blu Bambu Andy Carroll, angel of the North Tried it a couple of times and then said "Awww f*** it you miserable bastards" When it didn't catch on There's a canny few versions of it flying around Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperShola! Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Some lad was singing the this on Saturday He gets the ball and he will score, Andy, Andy You f*** with him he'll break your jaw, Andy, Andy He makes more money than me and you He'll spend it all in Blu Bambu Andy Carroll, angel of the North Tried it a couple of times and then said "Awww f*** it you miserable bastards" When it didn't catch on There's a canny few versions of it flying around I tried to start the; He wears his hair just like a lass, Carroll, Carroll, He'll hit you with a f***ing glass, Carroll, Carroll, He earns more money than me and you, He spends it all at Blu Bambu, Andy Carroll, Newcastles Number 9. But no-one joined in, so i also said, fuck off you sad bastards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Remember that Nicky Butt song to the tune of "Give it up"? I once was stunned on the way back from an away trip (might have been Boro) to hear a ridiculous version that thankfully never caught on, being sang by some Toon charvas: "We had a problem in our midfield, So we got Nicky Butt, Nicky Butt Na, na, Nicky Butt, He's class!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steggy Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 For the oldies on here, you know that kinda cool but abit gay clappy thing we do, where the fuck did that come from? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 But he would run 500 miles And he would run 500 more Just to be the man who runs a thousand miles To fall down for the cause And the: da da da (da da da) da da da (da da da) bit; 'Chiek Tiote! (1 person) Chiek Tiote!' (2nd person) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LukeT Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Two lads behind me yesterday signing this Wayne Routledge ditty. Had me and my pals creased. Tweeted it to him on the way back and he seemed to like it To the tune of 'Robin Hood' Little Wayne Little Wayne running down the wing Little Wayne Little Wayne hear the geordies sing Cuts the ball inside....Shola puts it wide Little Wayne, little Wayne, little Wayne Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Cuts the ball inside....Shola puts it wide Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Little Wayne Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mickcee Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Any good songs for us travelling to the derby on the coaches. Special derby day songs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Two lads behind me yesterday signing this Wayne Routledge ditty. Had me and my pals creased. Tweeted it to him on the way back and he seemed to like it To the tune of 'Robin Hood' Little Wayne Little Wayne running down the wing Little Wayne Little Wayne hear the geordies sing Cuts the ball inside....Shola puts it wide Little Wayne, little Wayne, little Wayne I like this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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