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Guest toonarmymia

In case you haven't heard AC is a Boyzone fan ( http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,58769.14340.html ) so here's a chanlenge to all you lyrcists, can you put a song about AC leaving us and being a Judas to the tune of a Boyzone song?

 

to nothing at all

 

the lies from your face, made us think that you need us

there was a truth in your eyes, made us think you'd never leave us

your s*** your a c***, your a w*****, id rather sholaaaaa

we've still got best, we all say f*** off carroll

 

needs some tweeking but im quite pleased with that :lol:

 

Don't glass me for fun, Carroll, Glass me for a reason, Carroll, let that reason be a shove

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My shit effort....

 

"Step up and play, Al Pardew seemed to say

As we kicked second-half to the Gallowgate

Trailing four-nil, so we thought, what the hell

And we made all the Cockneys run away

And Ti-o-teeeeeee, hit a cracking vollaaaaaay

How we played, how we played, 'til we ran out of time.

Best ever comeback on Tyne"

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Guest toonarmymia

Its a rework of another song, but to Jackson song "blame it on the boogie":

 

 

Don’t blame it on the Nolan, don’t blame it on the Barton, don’t blame it on the Simpson, blame it on Ameobi.

 

He just can’t, he just can’t, he just can’t control his feet.

 

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Guest toonarmymia

How about some Shola mask songs? Was thinking along the lines of 'Cuban Pete" from the Mask film:

 

 

They call him Ameob-ee

He’s the king of the fumbling feet

When he play for the mags he goes

Kick-kicky-zoom, kick-kicky-boom

 

Yes sir, he’s Ameob-ee

He’s a Nigerian Geord-ee

When he scores everything goes

Manic-manicy-boom, manic-manicy-boom

 

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Guest jrtoonarmy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfw_ID95hPw

 

standing in the leazes,

 

singing for newcastle,

 

singing so loud it makes me PROUD To be a geordie..

 

 

then just keep repeating

 

celtic sing a song to the same tune

 

 

In the heat of Lisbon,

 

The fans came in their thousands,

 

to see the Bhoys become CHAMPIONS of 67

 

 

what you think?

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To Mumbo Jerry

 

Doodoodoo doodoodoo doo doo(etc)

(Newcas)tle upon tyne

where the magpies fly

you can reach right up and touch the sky newcastle upon tyne

you got famous, and the greatest number 9s

have a drink, have a drive

and we'll all have smiling faces by full time

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Pinched from Celtic but it sounded class yesterday! Especially the "de de de de de de" bit when everyone was jumping around!

 

Tune - Just can't get enough - Depeche Mode / The Saturdays!

 

When I see Newcastle,

I go out of my head,

I just can't get enough,

I just can't get enough,

All the things you do to me and all the things you said,

I just can't get enough,

I just can't get enough,

We slip and slide as we fall in love and I just can't seem to get enough, OH!

 

de de de de de der der!

 

When we go to Ibrox theres nothing there too fear , I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH , I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH, Hooper scores a hat-trick and we all start too cheer , I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH , I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH, The titles on its way tae Paradise and we just cant seem to get enough of DO DO DO DO DO DO! Cmon the Celtic!

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfw_ID95hPw

 

standing in the leazes,

 

singing for newcastle,

 

singing so loud it makes me PROUD To be a geordie..

 

 

then just keep repeating

 

celtic sing a song to the same tune

 

 

In the heat of Lisbon,

 

The fans came in their thousands,

 

to see the Bhoys become CHAMPIONS of 67

 

 

what you think?

 

Such a good tune for a chant. Independiente in Argentina sing that, I think, and it sounds bloody fantastic.

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It worked for Liverpool fans for "Harry Kewell" because that ryhmes perfectly almost with "Daddy Cool", but agreed, that tune is dreadful for just random names.

 

Also see Everton fans ripping the Celtic chant, and Bolton using it as the post-goal ditty.

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Guest toonlass

I might sound like a broken record here but why the duck do some people sing our songs so fast , it's actually ridiculous.

 

Why doesn't someone up at the back bang on the roof, like a drum, to set the timing of the song? Just until it gets people to slow down. They managed to do it when we get a corner.

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Guest toonlass

Carroll is a wanker,

he wears a wanker's hat,

and when he left Newcastle,

we said "that lads a twat".

He likes to beat his girlfriend,

he hits her left and right,

the lanky judas bastard

is a greedy gyppo shite.

 

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Carroll is a w*****,

he wears a w*****'s hat,

and when he left Newcastle,

we said "that lads a t***".

He likes to beat his girlfriend,

he hits her left and right,

the lanky judas b******

is a greedy gyppo s****.

 

 

:clap:

 

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