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Hang on just a minute. You mean the takeover isn't happening? What, really not happening? I was convinced this time. That's the last time I renew my season ticket on time, that'll teach him.

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Wouldn't surprise me at all but no way of knowing if it's definitely true.

 

of course you know it is true as this is why the takeover's broke down previously and every other time they are mentioned in the future. he isn't selling. EVER!

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It's what most people have suspected all along. Any sale comes with a mountain of clauses no potential buyer would ever go near.

 

In other words NUFC is for sale, but it's not really for sale.

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I would love to sell you my decrepit house but I'm afraid I'll be wanting to retain control and use of the decor, kitchen and gardens. I will also not accept anything other than a cash buy.

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It makes the most sense going off his fuck on with Rangers. Of course he wants to keep all that going. He would never want to give up his free advertising

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This will make us all laugh.  The accounts for 16/17 year released in May 2018 state the football companies main aim after gaining promotion is retention of our Premier League status!!!  Looks like the main target is unlikely to be met this year!

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I would love to sell you my decrepit house but I'm afraid I'll be wanting to retain control and use of the decor, kitchen and gardens. I will also not accept anything other than a cash buy.

 

And I still want to bring my dog around every morning for a shite on the lawn.

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I would love to sell you my decrepit house but I'm afraid I'll be wanting to retain control and use of the decor, kitchen and gardens. I will also not accept anything other than a cash buy.

 

And I still want to bring my dog around every morning for a shite on the lawn.

 

:lol:

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I would love to sell you my decrepit house but I'm afraid I'll be wanting to retain control and use of the decor, kitchen and gardens. I will also not accept anything other than a cash buy.

 

And I still want to bring my dog around every morning for a shite on the lawn.

 

...Oh & dont ever look under the patio

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I would love to sell you my decrepit house but I'm afraid I'll be wanting to retain control and use of the decor, kitchen and gardens. I will also not accept anything other than a cash buy.

 

And I still want to bring my dog around every morning for a shite on the lawn.

 

...Oh & dont ever look under the patio

 

Also comes with a free attic gimp called Beardo, under the provision that you treat him nicely and feed him fish heads daily

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Can imagine any decent brand is desperate to get out of there as well.

 

He's already turned the Metrocentre one into a car boot sale, hard road back to a respectable department store.

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4 HoF stores saved including the Metro Centre one.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46959813

 

All hail King Mike.

 

From what I've heard they wont have many staff left to fill them, leaving in their droves because of the new contracts.

The store closes at 5pm every night as they don't have enough staff to cover until 9pm.

 

 

Also lighting is fucking expensive ya know!

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I would love to sell you my decrepit house but I'm afraid I'll be wanting to retain control and use of the decor, kitchen and gardens. I will also not accept anything other than a cash buy.

 

And I still want to bring my dog around every morning for a shite on the lawn.

 

...Oh & dont ever look under the patio

 

Also comes with a free attic gimp called Beardo, under the provision that you treat him nicely and feed him nice lumpy, lumpy chicken wraps daily

 

FYP.

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I would love to sell you my decrepit house but I'm afraid I'll be wanting to retain control and use of the decor, kitchen and gardens. I will also not accept anything other than a cash buy.

 

And I still want to bring my dog around every morning for a shite on the lawn.

 

...Oh & dont ever look under the patio

 

Also comes with a free attic gimp called Beardo, under the provision that you treat him nicely and feed him nice lumpy, lumpy chicken wraps daily

 

FYP.

 

And some nice boilers for his missus

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I would love to sell you my decrepit house but I'm afraid I'll be wanting to retain control and use of the decor, kitchen and gardens. I will also not accept anything other than a cash buy.

 

And I still want to bring my dog around every morning for a shite on the lawn.

 

...dog dirt

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4 HoF stores saved including the Metro Centre one.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46959813

 

All hail King Mike.

 

From what I've heard they wont have many staff left to fill them, leaving in their droves because of the new contracts.

 

Why don't they just refuse the new contracts?

 

I've done that twice at separate employers. Nobody can just change your contract unless you agree to it.

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