Captain Steak Bakes (now managing Blackpool/revising history)

[Yorkie]

It's hard when you're abominably shit at your job and will find anything to absolve yourself of any accountability. Christ even Pardew made it look easy for a year or so. 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

TBF the job was very hard, that's not really the point though. Anyone who knew about Newcastle and Mike Ashley should have refused to work for him. 

 

Hence why I still hate Shola and Graeme Jones. 

[Emotic]

The two things that go through my mind every time this thread gets bumped:

 

1) "Hope he's dead";

2) "What the fuck has he lied about this time?"

 

And the disappointment when I open it and it's always number 2 

[Lazarus]

  On 24/08/2023 at 08:46, Emotic said:

The two things that go through my mind every time this thread gets bumped:

 

1) "Hope he's dead";

2) "What the fuck has he lied about this time?"

 

And the disappointment when I open it and it's always number 2 

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Kinda appropriate though

[Chris_R]

  On 24/08/2023 at 08:46, Emotic said:

The two things that go through my mind every time this thread gets bumped:

 

1) "Hope he's dead";

2) "What the fuck has he lied about this time?"

 

And the disappointment when I open it and it's always number 2 

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He's such a liar that if I met Bruce and he told me he was still alive, I wouldn't believe him.

[The Fountain]

Remember when we sacked him and all his media mates said he was hard done to and the Howe appointment wouldn't work? ?

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

  On 24/08/2023 at 08:13, Paully said:

This wanker is all over again I see FFS

 

 

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Urgh 

[Jonas]

  On 01/08/2023 at 02:11, ianbeany said:

 

I taped the whole show on VHS and later transferred it to DVD.   I've not watched it in years but I'm sure there was a lot more from Bruce than is in the cilp above.   I could probs upload it to Youtube or something...

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Sorry about the late getting back. The thread disappears.

That'd be great, or a DVD copy if you wanted - got about a thousand things, lots of Newcastle from back then (if you wanted to do an exchange) but not this - which as a Newcastle fan/dvd trader is absurd. Its mostly the official video version thats doing the rounds in the trading world.

[ianbeany]

  On 26/08/2023 at 15:02, Jonas said:

Sorry about the late getting back. The thread disappears.

That'd be great, or a DVD copy if you wanted - got about a thousand things, lots of Newcastle from back then (if you wanted to do an exchange) but not this - which as a Newcastle fan/dvd trader is absurd. Its mostly the official video version thats doing the rounds in the trading world.

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No worries.  I'll stick it on Youtube and put the link on here.

I've got a box full of old video tapes but I dont know exactly what's on them as I haven't had a VCR for years.  It'll probs be a mixture of NUFC matches/MOTD highlights from the mid 90's, some prOn and little bits and pieces of the naughty bits in Eurotrash 

[Groundhog63]

  On 26/08/2023 at 17:17, ianbeany said:

No worries.  I'll stick it on Youtube and put the link on here.

I've got a box full of old video tapes but I dont know exactly what's on them as I haven't had a VCR for years.  It'll probs be a mixture of NUFC matches/MOTD highlights from the mid 90's, some prOn and little bits and pieces of the naughty bits in Eurotrash 

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Tutti Frutti? 

[ianbeany]

  On 26/08/2023 at 17:37, Groundhog63 said:

Tutti Frutti? 

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Never heard of that.  All I can remember is Eurotrash and another program called Sex and Shopping which were both fucking amazing to a teenage lad back in the day when there was nee internet

[Groundhog63]

  On 26/08/2023 at 18:01, ianbeany said:

Never heard of that.  All I can remember is Eurotrash and another program called Sex and Shopping which were both fucking amazing to a teenage lad back in the day when there was nee internet

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Saucy German quiz show. Used to watch it on nightshift also that 15mins of free porn you got af midnight

 

 

 

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Edited August 26, 2023 by Groundhog63

[Jonas]

  On 26/08/2023 at 17:17, ianbeany said:

No worries.  I'll stick it on Youtube and put the link on here.

I've got a box full of old video tapes but I dont know exactly what's on them as I haven't had a VCR for years.  It'll probs be a mixture of NUFC matches/MOTD highlights from the mid 90's, some prOn and little bits and pieces of the naughty bits in Eurotrash 

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Ha. Sounds familiar.

Got me intrigued about what else you have now (not the porn, I've heard there's other services for that nowadays).

Derby and Millwall in the 92/93 season have been lost I believe. Highlights of Boro in the League Cup in 92/93 was on the ill fated Man U 5-0 tape and early 97/98 stuff (just Sheffield Wed for us) that cant get decent footage of.

  On 26/08/2023 at 17:37, Groundhog63 said:

Tutti Frutti? 

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No word of a lie - I have a bit of that on my Newcastle v Bournemouth 91/92 tape mid-match I believe. Early days of having satellite and was 12 at the time so felt like it had to be procured. I guess that match tape was just handy. Forgot about it until a mate asked to lend the match and got a bit of a fright.

 

 

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[Groundhog63]

  On 26/08/2023 at 18:18, Jonas said:

No word of a lie - I have a bit of that on my Newcastle v Bournemouth 91/92 tape mid-match I believe. Early days of having satellite and was 12 at the time so felt like it had to be procured. I guess that match tape was just handy. Forgot about it until a mate asked to lend the match and got a bit of a fright.

 

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Haha, class. 

Was also a European music video show around that time but I can't remember the name. 

All the videos were raunchy af ?

[ianbeany]

  On 26/08/2023 at 18:18, Jonas said:

Ha. Sounds familiar.

Got me intrigued about what else you have now (not the porn, I've heard there's other services for that nowadays).

Derby and Millwall in the 92/93 season have been lost I believe. Highlights of Boro in the League Cup in 92/93 was on the ill fated Man U 5-0 tape and early 97/98 stuff (just Sheffield Wed for us) that cant get decent footage of.

 

 

 

 

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I think it was only seasons 95/96 & 96/97 I was recording matches.  I definitely wont have anything early nineties.

 

There are MOTD highlights of spurs 7-1 on the same disc so I've uploaded that too.  Can't believe how crap the picture qualty looks now....I remember it looking great back in the day on my 28" Trinitron

 

https://youtu.be/db4NYoFrJzI

 

https://youtu.be/ozV7F0D231k

 

[ianbeany]

  On 26/08/2023 at 18:06, Groundhog63 said:

Saucy German quiz show. Used to watch it on nightshift also that 15mins of free porn you got af midnight

 

 

 

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Blimey that would have been right up my street 

[Ed210]

On five live now, absolute gobshiite. Recommend Eddie Howe apparently. 

[El Prontonise]

  On 27/08/2023 at 11:34, Ed210 said:

On five live now, absolute gobshiite. Recommend Eddie Howe apparently. 

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I think he's said that like 50 times now.

[midds]

  On 27/08/2023 at 11:36, El Prontonise said:

 

I think he's said that like 50 times now.

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And the more times he mentions it the further into absolute fact it becomes. He's worse than Himmler

[Darth Crooks]

I don’t think himmler put anyone in sub-par accommodation tbf.  Harsh.

[El Prontonise]

  On 27/08/2023 at 12:58, Darth Crooks said:

I don’t think himmler put anyone in sub-par accommodation tbf.  Harsh.

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Well those who were paying.

[Lazarus]

  On 27/08/2023 at 12:58, Darth Crooks said:

I don’t think himmler put anyone in sub-par accommodation tbf.  Harsh.

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[Pilko]

Homes Under The Himmler

[Sempiternal]

  On 27/08/2023 at 21:00, Pilko said:

Homes Under The Himmler

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[Jonas]

  On 26/08/2023 at 18:24, Groundhog63 said:

Haha, class. 

Was also a European music video show around that time but I can't remember the name. 

All the videos were raunchy af ?

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That Satellite Jukebox thing?

When I first retrospectively went through tapes there's a bit of that on the end of Match of the Day from Jan 92. 'Being Boring' by the Pet Shop Boys was first so thought it was just an innocent run-over after taping something like a test-card until a European music video with topless lasses on a beach was next. Funny that. My old mans work that one.