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A little bit of Ledley in our lives,

A little bit of Steed down the sides,

A little bit of Defoe is what we need

A little bit of Lennon with his speed.

A little bit of Chimbo in defense,

A little bit of Dawson he's immense

A little bit of singing from the fans,

A little bit of Jolly he's our man.

A little bit of Berbatov he's pure class,

A little bit of Mido he'll kick your ass,

A little bit of Ghaly over here,

A little bit of Teemu so have no fear.

A little bit of Jenas cant be beat,

A little bit of Zokora with his quick feet,

A little bit of Keano to do some tricks,

A little bit of Robbo with his long kicks!

 

 

Another classic from the GG net Spurs forum. :thup:

 

 

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I don't know if this has been posted before, i'll post it anyway though.

 

 

Getting millions for Carrick was like winning the lotto

But they blew it on Chimbonda and Assou-Ekotto

They bought Hossam Ghaly, who's now got no teeth,

And whose father should really have worn a good sheath,

They spent quite a bit on Didier Zokora,

Who's like a midfield version of Bobby Zamora,

They brought back Mido, who's got a big conk,

And spunked a few million on Steed Malbranque.

They kept Lee and Stalteri, who like to lick sherbet off

The balls of Robbie Keane, and Dimitar Berbatov

They've still got Danny Murphy, who resembles The Brain,

And bought Ricardo Rocha, to add to their pain,

They've got Paul Robinson, who likes to kick air

And Jermaine Jenas, who's got greasy hair;

They've got Aaron Lennon, who'll be so delighted

When he gets his move to Sheffield United,

They've got King and Dawson, who look pretty neat

But still seem incapable of keeping a clean sheet

They've got Anthony 'uphill' Gardner,

And Tom Huddlestone, the transfer muppet dick-hardener,

And that's pretty much all of the boys in white,

It's a shame for them they're just a bit shite.

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Getting millions for Carrick was like winning the lotto

But they blew it on Chimbonda and Assou-Ekotto

They bought Hossam Ghaly, who's now got no teeth,

And whose father should really have worn a good sheath,

They spent quite a bit on Didier Zokora,

Who's like a midfield version of Bobby Zamora,

They brought back Mido, who's got a big conk,

And spunked a few million on Steed Malbranque.

They kept Lee and Stalteri, who like to lick sherbet off

The balls of Robbie Keane, and Dimitar Berbatov

They've still got Danny Murphy, who resembles The Brain,

And bought Ricardo Rocha, to add to their pain,

They've got Paul Robinson, who likes to kick air

And Jermaine Jenas, who's got greasy hair;

They've got Aaron Lennon, who'll be so delighted

When he gets his move to Sheffield United,

They've got King and Dawson, who look pretty neat

But still seem incapable of keeping a clean sheet

They've got Anthony 'uphill' Gardner,

And Tom Huddlestone, the transfer muppet dick-hardener,

And that's pretty much all of the boys in white,

It's a shame for them they're just a bit s****.

 

lol thats amazin

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