Guest TheOrder Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 ..... A little bit of Ledley in our lives, A little bit of Steed down the sides, A little bit of Defoe is what we need A little bit of Lennon with his speed. A little bit of Chimbo in defense, A little bit of Dawson he's immense A little bit of singing from the fans, A little bit of Jolly he's our man. A little bit of Berbatov he's pure class, A little bit of Mido he'll kick your ass, A little bit of Ghaly over here, A little bit of Teemu so have no fear. A little bit of Jenas cant be beat, A little bit of Zokora with his quick feet, A little bit of Keano to do some tricks, A little bit of Robbo with his long kicks! Another classic from the GG net Spurs forum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I see Spurs have a songwriter to match me then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Catchy tune that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Still not as funny as "Two Cats on the Shirt". I'm gonna go and read that again actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I don't know if this has been posted before, i'll post it anyway though. Getting millions for Carrick was like winning the lotto But they blew it on Chimbonda and Assou-Ekotto They bought Hossam Ghaly, who's now got no teeth, And whose father should really have worn a good sheath, They spent quite a bit on Didier Zokora, Who's like a midfield version of Bobby Zamora, They brought back Mido, who's got a big conk, And spunked a few million on Steed Malbranque. They kept Lee and Stalteri, who like to lick sherbet off The balls of Robbie Keane, and Dimitar Berbatov They've still got Danny Murphy, who resembles The Brain, And bought Ricardo Rocha, to add to their pain, They've got Paul Robinson, who likes to kick air And Jermaine Jenas, who's got greasy hair; They've got Aaron Lennon, who'll be so delighted When he gets his move to Sheffield United, They've got King and Dawson, who look pretty neat But still seem incapable of keeping a clean sheet They've got Anthony 'uphill' Gardner, And Tom Huddlestone, the transfer muppet dick-hardener, And that's pretty much all of the boys in white, It's a shame for them they're just a bit shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest teepee Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan_Shearer Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Getting millions for Carrick was like winning the lotto But they blew it on Chimbonda and Assou-Ekotto They bought Hossam Ghaly, who's now got no teeth, And whose father should really have worn a good sheath, They spent quite a bit on Didier Zokora, Who's like a midfield version of Bobby Zamora, They brought back Mido, who's got a big conk, And spunked a few million on Steed Malbranque. They kept Lee and Stalteri, who like to lick sherbet off The balls of Robbie Keane, and Dimitar Berbatov They've still got Danny Murphy, who resembles The Brain, And bought Ricardo Rocha, to add to their pain, They've got Paul Robinson, who likes to kick air And Jermaine Jenas, who's got greasy hair; They've got Aaron Lennon, who'll be so delighted When he gets his move to Sheffield United, They've got King and Dawson, who look pretty neat But still seem incapable of keeping a clean sheet They've got Anthony 'uphill' Gardner, And Tom Huddlestone, the transfer muppet dick-hardener, And that's pretty much all of the boys in white, It's a shame for them they're just a bit s****. lol thats amazin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko1892 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Still not as funny as "Two Cats on the Shirt". I'm gonna go and read that again actually. whats all this? a sunderland piss take? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Still not as funny as "Two Cats on the Shirt". I'm gonna go and read that again actually. whats all this? a sunderland piss take? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=12129 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Still not as funny as "Two Cats on the Shirt". I'm gonna go and read that again actually. whats all this? a sunderland piss take? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=12129 even better Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Jewles remain still cleaming! Just been stifling a laugh for a good minute here at work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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