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An interview with former Chelsea, Middlesborough and Charlton striker Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink about staying in the same hotel as Joey Barton.

 

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcastleunited/chroniclesport/tm_headline=gym%2Dll-fix-it-for-%2Dpound%2D5%2D5m-barton%26method=full%26objectid=19279065%26siteid=50081-name_page.html

 

Wow.  What a fucking _scoop_.

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An interview with former Chelsea, Middlesborough and Charlton striker Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink about staying in the same hotel as Joey Barton.

 

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcastleunited/chroniclesport/tm_headline=gym%2Dll-fix-it-for-%2Dpound%2D5%2D5m-barton%26method=full%26objectid=19279065%26siteid=50081-name_page.html

 

Speechless TBH!!!!

 

Poor Mr Oliver must be getting sick of this - first Ray Ranson ringing him at all hours telling him about his potential takeovers of various football clubs, and now 'fat Eddie Murphy' is ringing him from his holidays!!!

 

Must be a slow day at Thomson Hoose!

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"Hey is that Alan? Yeah, yeah, no time for that....I'm on the treadmill here in Dubai, Joey Barton beat me to the rowing machine. He's very excited about signing for Newcastle you know! Speak later yeah? Safe"

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"Hey is that Alan? Yeah, yeah, no time for that....I'm on the treadmill here in Dubai, Joey Barton beat me to the rowing machine. He's very excited about signing for Newcastle you know! Speak later yeah? Safe"

 

:lol:

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Tomorrow Anal Will call to the Hotel's Chef to ask what Barton is eating and how many calories he ate.

On Wed he will call the Hotel's Gym Manager to see how Joey is progressing.

Thursday he will call the Bar Manager to see what Joey ordered.

 

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