NSG Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Was a joke song a while back. owen, wherever you may be, your up and runnin but you dont fool me, we dont give a shit, coz your not fully fit, 17million, you theiven git We've got Stevie Harper He's not from Seaham Harbour He's from Red Star He knows Lee Clark Why ye kna, why ye kna (Yellow Submarine) Oba Martins from Nigeria He took number 9 from Shearer against Thottenham he scored a screamer Obafemi Martins...... Tune: Hard-Fi - Cash Machine 0:54 to 1:14 We've beat Barca, We've beat Man U, Even Feyonoard, We've Followed our club around England and even abroad, One of these days we'll see our boys hold up some silverware, Better believe it, Passionate since 1892. Tune: Hard-Fi - Living For The Weekend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kym2oBNkqR8&mode=related&search= 1:02 to 1:18 We sing in the Pubs, We're proud of our club, Ho'way the magpies, We're the famous toon army, We may have no trophy, But we have our pride, We'll follow Newcastle, any-day any-time. The Monkees - I'm a Beleiver http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GiF6ElEqN4 I thought love was only true in fairy tales, But wanking off pet dogs is not for me, A bone was used to bribe him, That's the way it seemed, All the mackams watched on as he creamed, Did you know Roy Keane, Wanks off his retreiver!, There’s not a trace, of doubt in my mind He’s in love! (Ooooh Aaaah) with his retreiver, he couldn’t leave him if he tried. I thought love was only true in fairy tales, But wanking off pet dogs is not for me, A bone was used to bribe him, That's the way it seemed, All the mackams watched on as he creamed, Did you know Roy Keane, Wanks off his retreiver!, There’s not a trace, of doubt in my mind He’s in love! (Ooooh Aaaah) with his retreiver, he couldn’t leave him if he tried. That's fucking brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 There was a shay given song which was to the tune of DO RUN RUN RUN however corny it may seem. He's number one one He's number one He dont fuck up like sorensen He's number one one He's number one Something like that haha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSG Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 There was a shay given song which was to the tune of DO RUN RUN RUN however corny it may seem. He's number one one He's number one He dont fuck up like sorensen He's number one one He's number one Something like that haha. How about "you're, you're my number oneeeeee" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Any songs for Shay as after 10 years, I think he deserves his own song. (To that "Animals went in 2 by 2" song) Shay Given wears the number 1 Hoorah, hoorah Shay Given wears the number 1 Hoorah, hoorah Shay Given wears the number 1 He's better than Cech And Craig Gor-don And the Geordies say He's the best keeper around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 (In the country tune) (Also shit but who cares) Shay, Shay Saves all ways Super keeper! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 He's given 10 years service to the black an white He's given 10 years service to the black an white He's given 10 years service to the black an white He's given 10 years service to the black an white SHAY IS OUR NUMBER ONE Then a new verse for the next part of song..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Who was it who does the big long ones on here? Nut? Do my Copacabana/Enrique song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Give me an hour... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 He's given 10 years service to the black an white He's given 10 years service to the black an white He's given 10 years service to the black an white He's given 10 years service to the black an white SHAY IS OUR NUMBER ONE Then a new verse for the next part of song..... He used his head against chelsea and knee for man u He used his head against chelsea and knee for man u He used his head against chelsea and knee for man u He used his head against chelsea and knee for man u SHAY IS OUR NUMBER ONE Totally shit , may work with a bit of though , just one of those top of ur heaid things. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Give me an hour... I want you to use my bit somewhere: His name is Jose, Jose Enrique He'll be flying down the wing, he can do everything Better than Baba, cos he's not baba Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Nut is most definitely our resident songwriter. Puts that Lennon bloke to shame. I'm looking forward to this Enrique one, if you can be arsed, you've got some stretch to beat that Keane jingle mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Give me an hour... I want you to use my bit somewhere: His name is Jose, Jose Enrique He'll be flying down the wing, he can do everything FYP (no need to mention that clown) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 There's a decent song to the tune of Wonderwall by Oasis, I'll have a look for it now.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 His name is Jose, Jose Enrique He'll be flying down the wing, he can do everything Better than Baba, cos he's not baba He's the latest shooting star , where sure to travel far Hears the number 3 , this is good enough for me ............. Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4 They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pie Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Prefer free range to battery hens tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Prefer free range to battery hens tbh Wouldn't it be more about the gesture though? Like the club were actually showing interest in getting some atmosphere back? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 To the tune of Wonderwall by Oasis. And all the runs that Milner makes are winding, And all the goals that Martins scores are blinding, And there are many things that Stephen Carr would like to do, But he don't know how... 'Cos Seamus, he's going to be the one that saves us, And after all, we've still won fuck all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Ha ha some mint songs there like, particularly the first milner one, the keane knick knack paddy whack one and the geremi one. Pure class! :clap2: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Where not that bad really yana. When we start to think we come up with some great songs an ideas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pie Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Prefer free range to battery hens tbh Wouldn't it be more about the gesture though? Like the club were actually showing interest in getting some atmosphere back? Yeah, no problem with it happening. Not sure how it can logistically. They can give tickets to people for that section but are they always going to be singers? In a year or two they may have reached puberty. Just seems a bit forced. The old Gallowgate and Leazes before it were quiet at times too and there were no restrictions then (like seats). A fair bit of the time if truth be told. There was the scoreboard/corner and leazes/gallowgate stuff but it wasnt constant unless the game demanded it - and then it came from around the ground. Its a nice idea but through the years its always been the same - if the game is important and the players are up for it then the fans will do it. Its reciprocal between the fans and the players. The bigger games get better atmospheres. Away games have always been the place for unconditional singing - probably the tribal thing kicks in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 "Keano, he wanks his dog keano, Fingers his cat keano, Deep throats his horse keano" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Where not that bad really yana. When we start to think we come up with some great songs an ideas. Your efforts are noble and for me welcome, its just you attract some idiots along the way, a few of your lot haven't done much to sway that opinion the way they've shown themselves up on here an other places. But that's to be expected, young and daft, they'll grow up eventually, but one thing that does need sorting is the name. I know i keep banging on about it, but just like everyone else we all know the history of the label Ultra in terms of football and its really is inappropriate for what you are trying to achieve, and i can't help feel some members see it as a badge of honour or that they are a tough nut because they are a NUFC Ultra and possibly why you have so many undesirable idiots ruining your image. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Agree Pie, it's a two-way thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 His name was Claudio, he came from Brazil On his head there is no hair but we don't really care He would defend-ay, better than Nesta While others tried to be a star, Claudio would just stop Drogba® Sam brought him through the door, into the Toon back four But he still wanted another So he signed one more. Jose and Claudio, Claudio Cacapa They're no Marcelino Elena Jose and Claudio, Claudio Cacapa With pride and passion, they stopped lettin' goals in 'Rique and Claudio....they fell in love Name was Enrique, from Villarreal He'll be flying down the wing, he can do everything Better than Baba, cos he's not Baba His shots don't go flying too far, they just sail in under the bar But he can defend too, it doesn't matter who Ronaldo's blood and Arjen Robben's ankle Snapped in two Jose and Claudio, Claudio Cacapa They're no Marcelino Elena Jose and Claudio, Claudio Cacapa With pride and passion, they stopped lettin' goals in 'Rique and Claudio....they fell in love (Got bored after that) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie2000 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 The need is not for a singing section, the problem is that the sound does not reverberate around the stadium as it used to. Quite a few times mates have said 'the atmosphere was shite today', when I have totally disagreed because I was in the Leazes Lvl 7(where the noise was coming from). The majority of people in Lvl 7 sing which tends to make it a good atmosphere. However if that T**t insists on blowing his horn for the whole game this season, it may end up blowing another tune!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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