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One day we’ll have a massive stadium, new training ground and enough outfield players to fill the bench. Don’t worry.

4 keepers in the Matchday squad. Wild.

I’d be more than happy for man united to finish second behind us every year if it meant Liverpool fucked off out of every professional league, taking Klopp with them.

Parent club pays 100% of the wages when we get them on loan for 6 months ?

Essentially we need a new Maddison, or a new Rodri (in my opinion). Bringing either of that type of player in solves our problems. Or clone Bruno.

Ashley Young (PL and Serie A winner, Man United captain) Jesse Lingard (FA Cup and Europa league winner) Delle Alli (once a generational talent, we all know the story here) Jordan Henderson (multiple trophy winner, Liverpool captain) Let's not rewrite history. None of these were bad players, and all of them performed for England.

Players were absolutely adamant, no replay at all

Yorkie would implode

Rightly so. Hound him out asap

No, the worst part is there’s nobody who could even replace him

Offside?

Individual brilliance from Saka

Sorry, I mean in a normal match, not a shootout

At least we’re ace at breaking teams down

Has Pickford ever saved one before?

Maguire one was though

He’s behind him ffs, how could that be a pen?

Who’da thought?

Is Trent playing Jude’s role? No wonder it’s not working

Forgot we’re also missing Kane

If you want to put a positive spin on it for rice’s shot I just remember our players stood around barely moving. Admittedly we’re missing our best player, but my comment is based on the entire year, not this game. plus I fucking hate maguire

Both chances from individual brilliance, no?

We have no idea how to break teams down other than relying on individual magic.

Maguire’s distribution is worse than pope’s

FFP disappears as soon as the Saudi clubs join the Champions League. Money talks, they have more than anyone.