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Miley > Longstaff

Bruno by a landslide, no?

It’s a real shame he’s unbelievably shite at everything else

If Bruno wasn’t playing he probably would

He was limping in the first half

I’m so happy Almiron has shown a lot of fans up since the takeover. Love him to bits.

Bruno 10/10 today

Extended to 7 weeks by Monday

Is James off or something?

Christ

It’s fine, he’s either back in 3 weeks or 2027.

Always happens when he’s playing shite

It’s why he’ll become a squad player for us soon.

Lascelles limping too

Is Joelinton playing injured again?

Joelinton learning from de jong

Nah

Great free kick that tbf. We could have 4 keepers in goal and it’d still go in

Never felt more relaxed about a game. Almost a guaranteed loss, pressure is off Just hope they all stay uninjured

I’d sack all the fit players who obviously either: a) don’t work hard enough in training to get injured b) work too hard, causing others to get injured if we sack the fit ones we won’t have to worry

Quite like the look of our midfield to be honest. That’s the three I’d pick

One day we’ll have a massive stadium, new training ground and enough outfield players to fill the bench. Don’t worry.

4 keepers in the Matchday squad. Wild.

I’d be more than happy for man united to finish second behind us every year if it meant Liverpool fucked off out of every professional league, taking Klopp with them.