Shearergol

Ruined the game, but they knew that. Man City do it all the time too. Needs stamping out somehow.

Emile Heskey's son who is 15 is their next bright star

Ok, slight step too far. Mods? Admins? You there?

They’re the massive extreme to this though. We could play with no striker if we had their creativity too.

If haaland and Alvarez get injured I’m pretty certain City would find some £80m kid in their academy to fit it. Not sure anyone else has that option though,

Regens

Can anyone work out what the tactical change was when Pope was “injured”?

Thought Bruno was really good. Not sure how people thought he was poor?

Don’t get your hopes up about that

Burn and targett don’t get injured and I think Trippier gets the rest he desperately needs. Unfortunately I don’t think we have many options unless we fancy playing Kraft.

Tino was an absolutely class signing btw. Doesn’t look out of place at this level. we’ve played most of these two games without a mobile striker and our best defender out. my only issue tonight was the ref not giving cards, and trippier playing like he’s never played the game before. Joelinton’s miss was awful but you can’t afford to miss chances at this level

He’s a CL defender. Massively missed him in both of these games.

This fouling shit is what Man City do. If we start doing it I’ll be really pissed off

Absolutely desperately need Botman back. The defence is completely different without him

It’s the constant niggling fouls. I can’t give them any credit because it makes such a shit game

Luckily we’ve got fuck loads of spare players

How the hell did you know? caused that goal, fucking rubbish tonight

No yellow again?

They’re also lucky that we’ve looked a bit average at times

Even that was shit by trippier

Never seen anything like it

Trippier’s getting rinsed wherever he is. But at least he’s more comfortable on the right

Needs so much coaching but we kinda have the ideal coaches

Pope “injured” then

He’s putting in world class performances but let’s not call him world class just yet