Shearergol

Relying on a combination of Maguire, stones and Henderson to create something is proving as tragic as I suspected. Need Foden in the game asap

Not really

Fuck

Kane’s not doing much better.

Shaw looks as slow as Longstaff

Surely only in for his pace? He’s been rubbish for 12 months now

Maguire’s shitty lofted balls over the top are horrible

Goes on for about 4 hours. Hate it.

I'm sure plenty of championship sides would be interested in Darlow. Perfect for that level.

I preferred Sancho on the left for Dortmund.

Sounds like Sancho is wanting out of Man United. No idea how much they'd want for him (£5 a week or something?) but I'd love to see him play in a Howe team.

every fucker will want him now

Why don't people take normal penalties these days?

It's been obvious on every kick so far whether or not they'll score.

Glorious this.

Lovely penalty, smashed down the middle.

As if someone who comes on to take a penalty ever scores.

Reminded me of my favourite Newcastle forward there.

Amrabat looks class like.

Not sure I agree with this at all. Kids these days are absolutely obsessed with Messi and Ronaldo. More so than international football and world cup trophies. They're the ones who carry the legacy on. Do kids these days really even know who Zidane is?

Because Kane consistently throws himself to the floor every time he feels a touch, and refs are finally seeing through it

Kaka siren is currently going off

Oh Bellingham ?

Henderson is serving zero purpose here