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We have a player up front who the majority of us would have given away when he was our striker.

Hate this green kit.

Fuck off with that shit ffs

He’s been really good, but no.

Big Joe up front now?

If only we had a genuinely class replacement to allow him to get the rest he needs.

Not convinced Joelinton’s comfortable in that position. Needs must I guess.

These look loads better than their league position suggests. Only seen them once this season and they looked absolutely shit. Typical

Barely seen him, but god I miss Harvey Barnes

Loan with an obligation would be nice though Chiesa would be the signing. Huge statement.

Probably not gone for a cat scan

Premier league clubs will soon vote on whether you have to win by 4 clear goals if you’re based in a city that rhymes with bootastle

You’re basing it on your own experience. People shake it off in a week or two, but might be more tired than usual. Some people don’t get better for months, it’s all individual. That’s from a doctor btw…

Some people shake it off in a week. He 100% had it.

Spurs have Richarlison and Veliz. But I agree with your point.

I think Joe on the left and AG up top is more threatening. We're massively missing Barnes here.

Hope he finds better players for us than he did for Man United.

I'd almost rather have Chris Wood back. No, strike that. It's close though.

He's got everything to be a top face other than being able to cut a promo.

We're not signing a striker in January, unless both Wilson and Isak pick up long-term injuries. I suspect we'll look for Wilson's replacement in summer though.

So petty I love it Even my mates know not to call them United around me.

To be fair, that was James. Not the worst thing he's ever posted on here surprisingly.

Was it a full tear? If so, then yeah I suspect it'll be 4 months before we see him back. He won't start training for 3.

Wonder what time @worthy will be awake today. How's the head dude?

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