Shearergol

Not having his greatest game overall

Shelvey you stupid fucking prick

Wish we’d signed an international midfielder.

Remember when Howe came in, those early training sessions, pass and move. Yeah, what happened there?

No booking

Hate being constantly critical of Wood, but how come he’s always a yard off the pace? Is he not match fit yet?

we just can‘t keep the ball. Shelvey wants a first time Hollywood pass, ASM runs down dead ends, wood can’t hold it up. We must be the worst in the league for ball retention.

Get Willock off ffs

I’m not entirely sure our defenders know how to communicate with each other. No wonder we tried to throw money at two centre backs.

Can’t wait to enjoy watching us again

Was ASM even touched there? Didn’t look like he was.

Are a lot of you miles behind this action?

You think? Ball retention is awful.

He’s probably our worst player currently, and that’s saying a lot

Worrying signs in midfield already.

I reckon you could play centre midfield for us tonight and be as useful as Willock

Hard to drop our outstanding pair of midfielders to be fair. Would be hard to drop them after we smashed Leeds so comfortably.

What if we lose?

My bad

Did we have a right back on the bench out of interest?

Howe does seem to love players having a weeks to settle in for some reason. Leaving our (quite obviously) best player on the bench is weird.

Close

He has a notice period. Rather than working that entire notice period he's being put on gardening leave. It's completely normal.

Nobody saw this coming. Right?