Shearergol

We won't. We'll be spending £50m on a new keeper in summer.

I was gonna create a Weghorst v Wood thread to keep track of their season stats. I thought it would probably get deleted though

I'm not interested in us signing one of the most highly regarded young strikers in Europe either tbh. Some weird takes on here recently.

That “breaking” banner looked class @Yorkie - where’s it gone?

Are you joking? He’d be one of the most sought after young players in Europe. Absolutely zero chance he’s coming here.

What???!

as I’ve said recently, never ever mention his name on here unless we’re actually signing him. If he doesn’t play for us one day i‘ll cry ?

Chelsea have been monitoring him for ever

As much as we all wanted it, we were never going to sign a completely new 11 in January.

Manq and Lewis should be enough

Don’t players improve?

Darren Locke

Wait, Wood gets in before Nketiah? Worrying

Just have to stay in the division man. Summer will get interesting. I thought I was the negative one around here

Joelinton Cássio Apolinário de Lira

Same, same.

Perrie

Everyone - Bruno SSN - Must be Carlos

I'd like him here for a few months, as he's better than what we've got, but as an England fan I hope he's nowhere near that squad.

I was just about to post the very same thing.

He's certainly destined for bigger things than Brighton.

Zapata now, DCL for the next 7 years.

VousTube mate

I mean it's terribly naïve of me to not already know that

Why is it so different to the Portuguese pronunciation though?