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£10m down payment, the rest in instalments, another £40m to play with. Easy.

fiancé *just being facetious btw.

Leave her alone

What if they simply don't care? Is that an acceptable answer?

Until the SportDirect shite goes I really can't enjoy these photos as much as I should.

Ahh ok. 2 central midfielders then. We'll notice the defence look much much more comfortable with a decent pairing in front of them.

Again, we can't think like this. Payments are going to be spread across the contract. £50 million isn't £50 million.

Dwight Yorke was the fittest player at Man United at the time. If anyone got close it would be him.

Anyway.....

I can't fully remember but think I only ever got to level 9. Reckon I could get to about 7 these days

I kinda miss that tbh Hated it at the time.

I mean there's a simple answer here - you can be fit enough to do light training but not fit enough to compete in an international fixture. Nothing to see here.

Seb Coe only reached level 17. Don't think anyone's ever done level 20.

It's just his style. I picked up on that too, but I don't think it's something you actually need to train out of him. Let's see what he's like when he's in his best position and back in form.

Amanda's clearly trolling us. Hi Amanda.

For nested quotes you just highlight the ones you want then quote.

Fuck knows then

On mobile or pc?

Fuck’s going on in here like?

I'm only messing dude

*weren't

Not gonna lie, just watching that makes me smile from ear to ear. We expect too much though.

They don't - Amount paid is usually the price per share, not the total amount.

In the same sense I'd rather replace Willock with someone like Frenkie de Jong. Wilson's got at least another 2 years with us, and with the right team around him he'll score loads.