Shearergol

Why is carroll on?

Gayle

Bruce is going to love this point. Proved a few people wrong today.

Last corner of the game, here we go

He’s done amazingly well to get a contract as a professional footballer. When he leaves us he’ll end up in some obscure Russian league.

This is 100% the worst premiership match I’ve ever watched.

85 minutes until Hayden needs treatment? Wow.

Hoooooooooooooooof

Because Joelinton is shit! Don't let today's half decent performance cofuse you. Remember, Joelinton has been here nearly two seasons. They’re both shit. But Gayle cannot play this role, never could and never will.

Let’s just keep giving them corners. That won’t come back to haunt us.

Handball dummett

Because he scores goals occasionally? Used to. So did carroll. So did Shearer, play him.

Krafth re-injured?

Right, who is playing where? Hayden left wing? Gayle floating in central midfield?

Alexa, show me the worst two teams to ever grace the premier league

Gayle’s made a massive difference again

Why can’t Joelinton shoot?

3 on 1 against krafth. Who the fuck is playing that side?

Joelinton has vanished this half

Head tennis competition going well though

Holy shit, krafth backing off there

Ooh a shot

Yeah, he’s the one giving the tactics out

Hopefully Gayle will understand the instructions from Jones

Easiest team in the league to play against. We just keep giving the opposition the ball back to keep trying. Pre-Jones like this performance.