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Shelvey with his world class distribution again.

We’re just so easy to cut apart. You see lower league teams playing top teams in the fa cup doing better than this. What the fuck is wrong with this club man?

Our other relegated sides were much better than the shite out there tonight. Scary stuff. Keep trying the same though lads.

Noooooooooooooooo changes

Carver levels of management ability

Our defence standing and pointing as our midfield stand 5 yards in front of them is my highlight of the first 45 minutes. I watch a fair bit of league two football and it’s a very similar tactic.

Shelvey with his arms out instead of actually doing anything. I’ve really not missed him.

Hayden’s ducking useless too. Good luck Eddie.

Could easily be 5 or 6 this, if Brighton want it.

I’ve been one of the few on here who has never rated him. Was pretty popular in the championship but I’ve always thought he’s utter shite. Robbed a career at top flight.

What exactly is the reason we’re playing our worst possible defence btw?

not convinced, although it’ll be given. He did dive too though.

We defend like school kids.

Diving fucker

Funny how they can talk about how shit we are without going into the reason why.

we’re so jealous of [insert team name] for the same reason

Guess we negotiated Tindall’s release too given he’s there

Nah, he’s just a shit manager. He’ll be desperate to get back to running drills.

So slow to even move the ball around.

Impeccable respect for the death of Steve Bruce’s career. Didn’t realise he had a favourite flower though.

Why is he on the bench anyway? If we’re winning he’s not needed and if we’re losing he can’t change things.

I’d be amazed if we manage to stay up. I know a decent manager can pluck results out of nowhere but our players look a complete shambles. We’re by far the worst team in the league, albeit with potentially better players. our run of fixtures is absolutely horrific until January now

Agent Jones

I doubt Howe will have input on the next one once he witnesses this tonight.

An absolutely won’t win game too, unfortunately