Shearergol

there’s probably only 4 clubs in the league who can afford a miss, but none of the others are chasing overpriced unattainable players.

They’d all be massively overpriced.

So you think we’ve waited a week to move on?

Fairly quick conversation then isn’t it? Not sure why it takes over a week to find out they want £50m

How do we not ask these things to start with though?

After man united

It’s just ludicrous that we seemingly have no targets outside of the Premier league. Just offer DCL a contract at this rate. Who fucking cares?

Hey it’s Newcastle here. We’d like to sign your star player. How about £16m?

Are we the shittest run club in the league?

Have we offered £20m for Jackson yet?

Jackson

Isak sold for £130m and Jackson bought for £100m doesn’t sound like the best thing for us

Osula hattrick incoming

Jackson

I think we’re knocking all signings on the head tbh

£50m

Maybe she thought you were trying too hard?

It probably won’t be.

Oh other than wondering if botman is ever gonna be fit enough to lose that knee strapping

Just watched the latest video and felt nothing

It’s so weird man. Are we the feeder club?

Yes

He already is.

Any minor injuries?

At some day in the future Eddie Howe is gonna leave. That’s gonna be the hard day. Fuck Isak.