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This is fantastic news if true. Please please please bring pardew back. I wanna see this entire thing implode now.

That and not having a world class manager.

He’s a Perez, used to be a right winger.

From Roma, surely. Our new number 10, hurrah.

But Mike doesn’t invest in the club or break the transfer record, which is my actual issue with him.

He was back in training yesterday. Bad times.

Lascelles is likely to be out a couple of weeks isn’t he?

My mate is adamant that shelvey is leaving this month. I'm really sick of everyone elses mates and lads at work. Well he’s a professional footballer so i’m assuming he mixes in the same circles.

I’d be absolutely gutted having to watch Aguero, De Bruyne, Sterling, Sane and the Silva’s every week like. Fuck that. I’d rather keep Ashley and Joselu.

My mate is adamant that shelvey is leaving this month.

His chum Alan is no longer on the payroll

I'm gonna leave it until 10am on Saturday morning. Then forget, as usual.

Yep, same issue, 3 players injured. My bench is shite though.

By middle you mean around 17th yeah?

Jesus, Aguero or Aubameyang for Kane then? Already got Rashford so that's not an option. Jesus looks the safe bet as he's scoring for fun, but I know as soon as I bring him in Pep will bench him.

Has he replied with the fishing emoji yet, the absolute spacker?

Unless the keeper touches it of course.

Sherwood is our next manager though, we know that, right?

You do too tbf

Shouldn’t use VAR for offsides. That’s what’s the assistants are there for. There’s no reason why they can’t manage it themselves. It should only be used for things the ref can’t see.

My favourite match thread of the season #ThanksStifler

Rafa’s gonna be fuming. Ashley is right, we don’t need transfers.

You’ll enjoy next season then, AMIRITE

Kids football?

Riiiiiight