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Ok, he enhanced the foul. Or a dive.

That’s your worst ever week?

Looks that way to me too.

Barely any contact, but it’s a zero contact sport. Salah has no need to go down.

Dive that.

Wonder if the bbc will do a special page on how shit benteke has been tonight?

I always do well until Liverpool play, then my policy of not picking their players backfires.

Ref’s having a good game imo.

I might be wrong with my understanding of this, but sports direct get discount for bulk buying our merchandise, so they buy it and the club buy it off them. However, when it’s then sold on, the money goes to sports direct given that we outsource the club shop? So sports direct are selling gear without having to pay for it first?

Its almost like its much more dangerous to go in with your studs up We should outlaw studs imo. Or make it so that players who lift their feet off the ground are immediately sent off. Make it bare feet. Or better still, sponge boots.

It's an awful league. Scunthorpe probably one of the better sides in it as well! Nope, maybe last season until the chairman started asset stripping. Lost too many of the better players and replaced them with freebies. Gonna take weeks for them to settle too. Scunny will be closer to the bottom than the top. Don’t think there were any Newcastle fans actually there but loads of scunny fans follow Newcastle too.

Scunny were an embarrassment today. Absolutely awful.

Again. Joselu though yeah?

If we’re gonna predict things this early on, which three teams do you see going down? Cardiff, Brighton, Huddersfield? Cardiff, Huddersfield and either Watford or Brighton. If there's a major injury to Zaha throw Palace in the mix. If there’s a major injury to our captain would you throw us in too? Haven't seen any of the new centre backs to see if they'll make enough of a difference should Lascelles get injured, so don't know. This is all a bit pointless really. Even the prediction of my teams to be battling. But I maintain that thinking that 8 times out of 10 we'll go down this season after 2 games is a bit ludicrous. Far far too early to say, but you must be able to see why people feel we might be in trouble given our goal scoring options, or lack of them? I guess the other side of the argument is that we had a shit squad last season too and still finished 10th though

If we’re gonna predict things this early on, which three teams do you see going down? Cardiff, Brighton, Huddersfield? Cardiff, Huddersfield and either Watford or Brighton. If there's a major injury to Zaha throw Palace in the mix. If there’s a major injury to our captain would you throw us in too?

If we’re gonna predict things this early on, which three teams do you see going down? Cardiff, Brighton, Huddersfield?

Reckon he’s also making a point?

Yep, shelvey and Diame having to come collect the ball really doesn’t work for us.

I’m happy to try and help; know nothing about SMF as such but can certainly look at any database issues as a sql dba. I know we had to do a fair amount of performance tweaking on toontastic back in the day, albeit a different platform. I’ll PM you in the next few days mate.

Don’t get so defensive, i’m trying to help :-D

Is James not a bot account?

1 goal in the last 5 games is a massive concern. We just don’t look a threat but I assume he’ll bring Rondon in to change it.

What’s changed over the last few months then? More users? What’s the backend DB?

Kinhell.

Wasn’t having a go, but surely it’s better to know when people have issues? I wasn’t expecting you to just flick a switch like. Just blame the host and get them to sort it.