Shearergol

Rooney is having a shocker. Useless idiot.

Ashley Williams is an absolute cock.

For England, yes.

Imagine being that shit a manager that you can turn talent like this into the utter shambles that we actually are. Imagine Bobby Robson having this amount of talent at his disposal in 1990.

We'll see Milner and Wilshire on, then Vardy on after 83 minutes when we're still losing.

And Rooney.

Awesome Joe Hart.

Shit game, shit team. I'd rather we never qualified for these tournaments.

How is that not hand ball?

Wonder what time we'll bring Milner on.

It's just a typical England tournament performance. Not enough leaders in that team, apart from Hart they're all too quiet.

Kane's freekicks are literally the best freekicks I've ever seen.

Rooney is absolutely pointless in games like this. Wilshire would be much better in there.

Aiming to win 1-0 from a corner.

This is going to be as frustrating as watching Villa v Newcastle.

Sterling man, so frustratingly shit.

I hear that the Portsmouth fan was attacked with a hammer. Amazed nobody has been killed yet.

My god, video quality has improved a hell of a lot in the last 12 years Owen with 2 hospital balls in the lead up to that 3rd goal. Vassell actually playing in a tournament. Awesome.

Just need him to save enough money to buy the club.

thanks

As we all thought, apart from Roy and Ronaldo.

Well he's better than any of those playing out there tonight.

Who's that in the av? Maric? Pistone innit. Yup. Ready for my support of Italy!

Dull dull dull

Give it to Milner, then Rooney. No plan B.