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People panicking already. Nothing we've seen suggests colback isn't going to start every game. That's the problem. Anita will drop to the bench, that's about it. Apart from signing his replacement? Sissoko's replacement ?

People panicking already. Nothing we've seen suggests colback isn't going to start every game. That's the problem. Anita will drop to the bench, that's about it.

Oh, cheers. He's shit anyway.

We've just bought him, chill out What?

2 of our players look ok.

Anita and Perez have zero chance of performing in this league. Both as weak as piss.

Dummett blocking the man marking Smith. Skills.

Yay

I can think of another 18 or 19 examples from last season too.

Too many people on here ignore the importance of competent midfielders. We'll do nothing in this division until we bring some decent ones in. Ours neither defend or attack.

Man you don't half talk some shit. Only needs the word "been" in the sentence to make it correct though.

Perez. Cheers. Worse than Harry Kane.

Who took that corner?

Clear hand ball

What do you love about him?

Not fully trained.

You'd think we'd know long balls to the heads of gayle and Perez doesn't work.

Colback, Anita, Perez and dummett all looking bang average. Not a massive shock we were relegated really.

Missing sissoko.

Came in to post this. If you haven't heard yet please try and watch without knowing. Match fixing surely?

Number 4

David `Burnsy` Burns. Giant bell end. He's no more clued up than you or I. Obsessed with Hull City though.

Rafa signed plenty of shite for Liverpool who ended up still being shite, let's not kid ourselves that he has the ability to polish a turd. If Clark's here as cover, and he's a good character, he can't be any worse than Taylor.

Not as good as Williamson, who nobody wanted to keep even for squad depth. I don't actually believe this story at all.

Pardew.