Shearergol

If we concede 4 then I'm going to considering being disappointed. However, Hull haven't had many shots, so I think we've governed the percentages and really targeted the key processes. We just need to work hard to make sure that we're thinking about the right decisions. We've bossed the game, and it's going to be one of those games where you look back at the end of the season and think "boy".

We're terrible. But still, clap clap.

I'm remembering why I stopped watching. Fuming at how bad we are whilst fuming that our fans aren't doing anything about it in the ground. Pretty much done now. Until I see Sissoko enter the UFC that is.

Wasn't it Golfmag who told us Pardew got a percentage of each player sale?

Who did actually sign these new players? All a load of shite.

We have nobody up front. He's one of the worst strikers I've ever seen (based on only seeing him play 45 minutes)

The fans forget how shit we are until they watch us for a while. Frustration starting to kick in with the fans so the second half should see some actual protesting.

Putting the pardew thing to one side, I can't see how we'll ever score again.

Did the stewards ban booing and shouting?

First time I've seen rivière. He's dogshit isn't he.

Can'treallybefucked.com worth setting up?

Give it time. Hull will fluke one.

It'll happen when the first hull goal goes in.

Any protests yet?

So we're waiting for the 5th minute yeah?

Hull are a good team, we need to be up to the task because this won't be easy. Hull. That's hull. Hull.

What the fuck is that attempt at a team? I wanted a strong team and a big loss, now he gets to blame the shit young lad for it all.

Nah, I'm guessing because I'm bored. Wouldn't spread it even if I knew. This is the best thing to happen for years.

Why does it matter if people are guessing? Think the sun will run with a story about santoon on the front page? It's obviously someone "bigger" than Newcastle online running it but I bet there's a few on here who have contributed funds etc. No but it's clearly getting under the skin of the media and dick heads like Steve Wraith that they don't know who is behind this, I think it should stay that way for as long as possible. I'm sure we'll never actually find out who started it. Desperate for it to be someone on here though.

Why does it matter if people are guessing? Think the sun will run with a story about santoon on the front page? It's obviously someone "bigger" than Newcastle online running it but I bet there's a few on here who have contributed funds etc.

Keegan. 17% sure.

He won't be gone tomorrow like. Another week or two I think.

They got to him. He's been assimilated. RIP Shearergol.

Good luck tomorrow by the way. Breaking my own rule and actually watching. Give him hell.

Who got access to the secret forum then? ;-)