Shearergol

I refuse to watch, but are we currently the worst team in the history of this league?

4-0

RIP. Fuck that. Just R.

Let's hope they never have to use them again!!

Yet another massive lie. Think this is fairly unique like. I've never seen a website dedicated to getting a manager sacked before It's great. Did they get many banners into the ground tonight?

Was cabaye actually cristiano Ronaldo?

Sammy and gabby next game.

No answer to some defenders? Stop giving your creative players away you cockend.

He says get him in, not sure on the rest.

Yep, dead.

Countdown to sacking, hours or days?

Nah, he's gone, in the next couple of weeks.

3-0 at worst/best.

Two comebacks in a week. Maybe that first goal isn't that important after all. Carver doing a better job on a Friday than pardew Monday to Thursday....

Another clean sheet for the king. Or something.

As long as we don't push for a 4th.

Dummett? How? Attempt at a pass?

For about a year.

Neither's anybody, to be fair. Juninho.

Guess nothing's happened for the last ten minutes?

Emotions....torn. This could be a once in a life time opportunity, witnessing a Newcastle United cup (tie) win.

Lolz

Rivière is an absolute pile of shite.

Can't believe we're sat here knowing that we'll lose to crystal fooking palace.

Catching up... Why did golfmag miss his press conference?