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Mata is better than Fabregas imo and he couldn't cut the mustard under Jose. Fabregas simply isn't a Mourinho style of player - a terrible signing if it goes ahead. You on drugs mate? Fabregas is easily the better player.

I called him king straw man.

Yawn signing, profit in three years though.

All? Lolz. This is it man!

Better than tiote [/ronaldo]

Foster, Milner, smalling and Rooney are AMAZING

Handball no?

What's the idea behind Milner going to the World Cup by the way? Utility man? He's shite.

But hooper's better :-)

Frequently yeah. Watched him out score Carroll in the championship too ;-)

Should be in for Hooper.

It sounds crazy, but this is what I miss about football more and more these days. You could see how much it means to him because of his reactions - these days, it'd be a clap to the stands then jog down the tunnel. Did Shilton save a penalty in his entire career?

Matthew? So they've all got to have English names? fml.

Isn't he about 13?

So you think we should sign him over not signing anyone. Insightful. So what are your thoughts? I think he's got zero chance of ever succeeding at premiership level. If we're playing the hypothetical card of him being the only striker we could ever sign then I'd still have reservations. I can think of plenty of average championship strikers who would outscore him.

So you think we should sign him over not signing anyone. Insightful.

So in the race for our title we finished 3rd? Pardew out.

He may want his team to contain the opposition, but they do actually manage it, whilst at the same time scoring a few. That'd be nice.

Very nearly signed for Scunthorpe a couple of years back. Bumped into him after he'd had talks.

Give him the 9 shirt, let shola coach him.

Please please please more than 6.

Bravo Wullie!

Best player in the league imo. Kinda.

If any of this was true Pardew would run straight to the LMA demanding his contract is paid up, and he'd get it. Especially with their previous concerning Keegan. He'd walk away with his ego and reputation intact, which imho is the only thing he really cares about. Bingo. Nobody can argue with that tbh.

He should be their coach tbh.