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Hang on, they say the hope banner is theirs too? Surely we'd know about that?

"fills that gap" ffs it's f***ing Ronaldo. Who's been whooshed here? Can't tell which one of you. Or me.

I missed a night of Leazes back on the forum? Proper gutted

Ie very badly. Defend...Defend...DEFEND! EDIT: Actually, how do our defenders train when they've got no strikers to defend against in training??

3-0 Saints.

The "British based" is true though, regardless of nationality. Good job we haven't actually changed much of the team though, so they should all be used to the pace and power of the league now.

Get Gouff up front, Aarons on the wing. Easy.

It really doesn't matter how long. We're just waiting for the end of the season now anyway. Writing the year off after three games is pretty depressing, but it's what we've been conditioned to do now.

Well we're basically gonna be losing 3 or 4 nil rather than 3 or 4 one. Oh well.

Ohs nos. Unlucky Pardew. Fuck off now will you.

God help us.

We've only lost 1 to be fair.

Quinn would improve us too.

He'll never be as good as gouff.

Good. I've not watched us for months. Rely on this place to find out what's happening.

Another team to finish above us too.

He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back. We won't go down like. Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals? Probably none of the dweebs, but history shows that it isn't necessary for a single player to score 10+ goals to survive. We'll do the bare minimum, as per. Ok, so 10 players scoring 4 each. Realistic? We'll be lucky to score 30 goals this season.

This wanker can piss off too. Ben arfa gone and this tosser playing every week. I hate football.

You can watch them for £16 a match.

He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back. We won't go down like. Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals?

We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble.

Couldn't care less. Could have brought the entire German squad in and we'd still look shit under this excuse of a manager. He's an absolute cancer and I wouldn't wish signing for us on anyone.

Can we apply for an extension too? Like a 4 month one?

On the plus side, I've got pretty much guaranteed hull tickets every week through work. I'll just go along and convince him to come back in January.

From about 5 hours ago.