Shearergol

Trippier looking every inch like a player who hasn’t played for a while. I’m sure he’ll sort it out.

Obviously

West Brom

Deserved. Could easily have been Bruno as others have said. Isak for 2nd half of the season maybe.

Gutted it wasn't Almiron

I mean he's going to win our player of the season, so how Isak is nominated above him is bizarre.

Wait, VVD and Haaland are nominated?

Foden will win both awards.

This you?

It’s a man united player isn’t it? (Out on loan). Quite common knowledge I thought.

new nightmare unlocked. I have absolutely no idea how I’d explain Bruno leaving to my son. It’d be easier telling him that mummy has left.

My biggest regret over Miggy is that in years to come, when some of us are talking about him fondly, there will still be some people on here going "nah mate, he was complete shite"

Maybe players aren't as tall.

"Hi, this is Arsenal, we'd like to offer Ramsdale and Emile Smith-Rowe in exchange for Isak...." "Hi Arsenal, that sounds like a great deal. How about you throw in Saka, Ødegaard and Saliba, as well as about £100m?. Oh, you can keep Ramsdale and ESR too, how about that?"

Regarding Olise, is there a reason he wouldn't just stay at Palace? Surely the press linking him with Man United is just like when they link Isak with Arsenal?

London’s incredible, in the right places, with the right people. It’s about as multicultural as you could find, which personally is a massive draw for me. Newcastle is class too, but as someone who lives a similar distance from both I’d probably head south. I prefer Manchester myself though.

Sean, stop that stupid forward dive when someone stands behind you and you’ll be fine. Ta ??

The media absolutely ADORE these cunts

@Paully you weirdo

These are both shit. We had third if not for injuries ?

nah, I fucking love Howe. One of his biggest fans on here.