Shearergol

Hey, I didn't hate the idea.

Made a huge mistake a bought Sheffield Steelers tickets for the day of the final. Now on the one hand, this might be a good thing.

Like, in the ticket office?

Our squad looks a bit shit here doesn't it lads. Who knew? Lascelles will always have a special place in my memories, a top top servant to the club. E

He doesn't need to be quick to play for a team that has the majority of the ball though. He'd absolutely flourish in the Man City or Real Madrid teams. The problem is we barely have the ball, and he has to spend the majority of the match trying to make space for a short pass from Dan Burn.

My mate tried to get an extra season ticket for his son, got the email back with the exact waiting numbers.

They have 26k people on a waiting list for season tickets.

Wilson’s out for 7 months with an infected cut

Unlike Kaka to have such an incorrect wild take

Salah will get his “trademark finish” soon enough so the commentators can explode.

Unless we play like this, of course

Bruno cannot play in a two. I’m his biggest fan but get Miley on for him asap.

Lovely finish though, yeah?

I need to remember that we don’t even try against these and city and just watch a different game.

Scored loads in 2023

Murphy’s back

Only defensively, weirdly. When we have the ball we go back to 4-3-3

At least we’re leaving a massive gap behind our midfield. That tactic might work against the best attackers in the league.

Every time. Every single time.

Oh look, Salah fouling Hall. Shock.

In a game we’ve already written off? Why?

Choosing between the two is like choosing whether you want a lethal injection or the electric chair. Both rubbish options. i might be exaggerating slightly for comedic value

7-0 incoming