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Give him a free transfer. We can afford it now.

I'm honestly not that bothered, as long as we get the right price for him.

Sell him, prepare for next season in the Championship.

What's the video? It's called Shear Magic. Link? None I'm afraid, it's an actual video. Presented by Statto of all people. You mean I'm gonna have to find it myself? Can't you rip it and upload it somewhere for me? * *Delete that if it's a banning offence

What's the video? It's called Shear Magic. Link?

I think a lot of people have, thank God.

Barton > Milner > Emre > Butt Milner > Emre? Milner > Butt? In the centre of midfield, how do you know? I'm better than Emre and Butt tbh

What's the video?

Barton > Milner > Emre > Butt

I'm going for a 0-0, or 0-1 Can't see us scoring.

Joe Joyce runs the Academy, I'd assume he does some coaching. It was pretty much established under Roeder that Joyce was more of an administrator than a coach. The idea was that he would coach the coaches. It's going back a few nears now, but Joe Joyce coached me

All apart from a left winger.

I pay for a season ticket to watch the team I support. If KK can get us playing well with these players (he'll certainly be able to get us playing BETTER), then I'm happy. I only want us to sign players who will really improve us, and no-one (barring Woodgate and Anelka) have moved in this window that would improve us. And besides, we're not as bad as the doom mongers on here will have you believe. It was an honest question by the way, as you have more right to comment than I do.

What do all the season ticket holders think about this news? Excited about watching that team week in week out? False promises are Newcastle's strong point. Anyone expecting a massive change in summer? Well you're setting yourselves up for a fall.

We made an offer. They turned it down. We're not going back for him.

Confident of beating Blackburn then? I've got that down as a draw at best.

£2m for Barnes? Why don't we offer £6m for Ronaldo?

I've seen him quite a few times. He's fooking shite (and I'm a poster who usually rates new signings too high).

You forgot to mention that Birmingham and Wigan lost and gained no points last night ! Fck me man. Because they were playing other teams in the bottom half. You happy with 4th from bottom?

4 teams below us picking up points last night? Impossible according to some people on here.

Personally, I think we'll (the fans) all get really excited, but in reality we'll (the club) sign about 4 players, none of which we'll (the fans) be that bothered about.

Seriously? That's...improbable, but disgusting if true. Yeah, it's fixed don't ya know.

Well at least none of us will be sat at our computers refreshing the page every 3 seconds on transfer deadline day. No transfers in or out until summer. Nice relaxing day for us all then.

That's what it said on the tin. What it said on the tin and what you got in the tin weren't the same. How much was he paid?

Viduka's been a wonderful signing.