Greg

Neesy if you ever turn up in your pyjamas again I'm not letting you in my car.

Sent krul the wrong way 1-3

Pen to them

Sunderland goal disallowed offside ha

Back pass to keeper who picked it up, loven to a quick one to Taylor tot tap in from a few yards into an empty net

3 hillarious

Done ok, bit lightweight in the middle, they just hit the post

Campbell off at half time

xisco sent off, off the ball incident

2 0 loven pen

£3. Usual away end.

Good luck to the lad and while it would have been handy to have him at times last season he really isn't good enough.

Aye I'm heading over with a few lads off here. how you's getting there? me and a couple of lads from work are getting the metro about 6ish I'm driving over.

7pm.

Probably because the staff at The FA can't be arsed working until midnight. Makes sense tbh.

He might just fancy a new job and a new challenge, been at Everton for some time now.

Aye I'm heading over with a few lads off here.

It was.

Have you done this yet?

Where did you hear this? First team squad have the day off apparently. Probably training with reserves or just doing loads of fitness work as he hasn't trained for a while.

LuaLua is joining Brighton and Hove Albion on loan until Christmas.

I nearly posted that.

Derek Wright is still here, hasn't been doing on field physio stuff for a few years now.

Poor journalism is they fail to realise we weren't in the Premier League last season.

nope, it's the theatrical way the bloke goes down when HE HAS BEEN FOULED. Both were probably taken into account to be fair. The way he hit it away from where he was running and away from goal with his right foot probably made the referee think Perch got his foot on it.