Greg

£1M for a 31 year old that doesn't score many goals.

Those shorts ruin the home kit, horrendous.

I had envisaged the first ringer-less Red/Blue game, which would have been marvellous, but we've always had em and it's a bit of a needs-must sorta thing. It's no biggy. Shame we've been forced into having both of em like, with the losses of Stu (is he playing?) and KenDahl, but there ya go. I'll be contacting the NFA about this. I'm contacting my MP if either of them score. You can hardly talk considering you have caused problems like this previously.

Centre mid, tidy player.

Deano.

Aye, my mate will play.

Not a problem.

Huntelaar is 26, it certainly wouldn't be a last pay day.

It is nice that you are planning to be gracious in defeat but you really don't need to go out and buy us gifts.

Why? Small teams get more money being away from home at a big club as the gate is split 40% to each side, 20% to the FA.

Haha thats my tactic. Hence me wearing one on Saturday gone despite it being hot as f*** anyway. Howay man Yorkie! Quite simples... Get the train going to the Airport, get off at Regent Centre, when going out of the station to the bus station go left, keep walking that direction for 1 min going past asda and the pitch/school will be to your left Aye, it's literally a 30 second walk from the Metro. Any decent boozer's around their for after..... Gosforth High Street has numerous boozers of varying quality. Never been up Gosforth for a drink before, surprising considering the amount of time I used to go drinking in newcastle if its nice only the brandling has anywhere to sit outside. gosforth hotel and the county are probably the pick on the high street. The Brandling is great these days, used to be s*** and if the weather is nice we can all sit outside. You can sit out the back of The County as well. The Brandling is basically The Forth, very nice. Does nice bait n all. There and The County are probably the best. There is also a Spoons inbetween them both. i haven't been into the brandling for over a year but unless the choice of beers completly changed and it has developed a very eclectic jukebox with a very studenty clintelle then the only thing it has in common with the forth is it sells beer and food. (for all i'm not a regular in the forth anymore i'm still quite protective of the place ) It has the same drinks menu, give or take a couple. And the menu's/websites etc are very similar so I have a hunch they're owned by the same people. I've only known the Brandling Arms for the last 6months and has way more of a trendy vibe than owt else in Gosforth. Aye, The Brandling Arms is The Forth's 'sister' pub. It used to be a total shit hole but it was taken over and overhauled a few years ago now, I can only presume Madras hasn't been in since.

Aye. This.

Howay man Yorkie! Quite simples... Get the train going to the Airport, get off at Regent Centre, when going out of the station to the bus station go left, keep walking that direction for 1 min going past asda and the pitch/school will be to your left Aye, it's literally a 30 second walk from the Metro. Any decent boozer's around their for after..... Gosforth High Street has numerous boozers of varying quality. Never been up Gosforth for a drink before, surprising considering the amount of time I used to go drinking in newcastle if its nice only the brandling has anywhere to sit outside. gosforth hotel and the county are probably the pick on the high street. The Brandling is great these days, used to be shit and if the weather is nice we can all sit outside. You can sit out the back of The County as well.

No. Don't.

A letter to the owners of West Ham.

Wonder if there are any pics knocking about from that game, would be nice to see the blue away kit in action.

Sounds like it will come with them on then, normally costs about £5ish.

Howay man Yorkie! Quite simples... Get the train going to the Airport, get off at Regent Centre, when going out of the station to the bus station go left, keep walking that direction for 1 min going past asda and the pitch/school will be to your left Aye, it's literally a 30 second walk from the Metro.

You couldn't score in a brothel.

Thought he was one of their better performers for part of the season at least... Aye, I seem to remember one game in particular where he was immense last year. Thought he was a regular. Wade Elliot was first-choice for them on the right. And Paterson towards the end. 34 Premier League appearances last season. Started 20, off the bench 14 times.

You can plan all you like, you don't have the ability to execute any plans.

Indeed. Because they're shite.

Blue.

Nice of you to want to give us such an advantage but we really don't need you to bother scoring 5 own goals. Can only presume that is what you meant. Nobody will be scoring 5 against me.

Aye.