Skeletor

Or because Ashley is mute and can only talk through his hired goons.

Lovenkrands waiting to be announced, mystery players having medicals (!!!!!)

Sunderland selling players to Ipswich blah blah blah.

We don't normally have anything to announce

Indeed. Most of it is based on his lulziness.

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Harper - 8 - Two great saves preventing us from going behind when we were poor 1st half Raylor - 7 - Didn't do too much wrong and put in a few nice set pieces Enrique - 7 - DEFENSIVE BEAST (bar that one horrendous moment near the end) Taylor - 7 - Played at walking pace. Too easy for him. Simpson - 6 - Went unnoticed so obviously did his job well Guthrie - 8 - Fantastic second half which drove us on to victory Geremi - 4 - Useless Barton - 6 - Very poor until the end of the game when he picked up a bit Smith - 8 - Vital to us winning the game with his man marking of Howard Nolandinho - 7 - At some points looked really classy and got some good shooting and linking positions Ranger - 8 - fantastic link up play. Way beyond what I was expecting after Huddersfield.

Our too good to be true start + squad depletion + cardiff clinicalness + non-fatwax pre-match thread = guaranteed loss.

He's talking!

Nile Ranger :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

Our creative threat is non-existant. We're going to lose.

Wig model.

Plus if you have a mate who can play central defence even better!

Competing with the top 4 by spending £500,000 -£10m a year on a bunch of 15 year olds. Just 3 more years to go and we will be there, trust in Ashley!

http://mattstone.blogs.com/photos/christian_art_anime/flanders_devil.gif Ohhhhhhhhh .

I'd suggest Mike Ashley...preferably with some petrol and a match.

Productive loan then.

Ah yeah. Went on loan to Sampdoria but I guess he hasn't been sold.

Sold him last summer didn't we?

Can't wait until the window is closed and all the transfer worries stop for a little while.

This thread is rather like being in a starving 3rd world country where all the rich people come by to steal our food, eat in front of us and make yummy noises.

That really doesn't have the same ring to it.

I tend to think it's more that they've been infiltrated with our players since then.