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Surely that's too good to be true?

It won't even be up when we sign Arshavin on Friday. Tut tut.

nope. who say i am upset??? the s*** team is in jest and i love it when we avoid relegation. i love it to see us play even though i know how crap we are...the joy of winning is even greater knowing we win with a lesser quality team like against Spurs. In fact, i am not as upset as others when we are thrashed by Man U and Arsenal cos i know our quality. when we lost then, i tell my gloating friends,"expected. what u expect??? we have a lesser team. not like we are a top 10 team." Don't you have a kids balloon to go pop or something?

Mackem fan taking the piss in my opinion Well his name is shiteam backwards.

Brilliant. And this is what actually happened with the Luka Modric deal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9_Uu2LOHC4 Modric: Driver...stop...wait for Mr. Ashley *Window rolls down* Daniel Levy: Where to Luka? Modric: Noooooooooooooooo

Good stuff.

Yes...just a bit mate.

He'll go on another 2 week holiday.

Now you're just being unrealistic. I know. I don't think we'll sell both Given and Harper. We will line up with a goalkeeper, but at the beginning of each match he will punch the referee in the face and intentionally get sent off in order to give other teams a sporting chance. We only need the 10 outfield players. So Volkan?

Don't know anything about him so can't make a judgment.

Now you're just being unrealistic. I know. I don't think we'll sell both Given and Harper.

Absolutely. The composure was astonishing too. Done week in and week out at La Liga I always thought we should have signed him when he played for Sociedad. Oh well.

Arda vs Modric Good vs Evil . Battle for a place in Spurs' starting 11 next season? Modric would drain Turan of his blood in the night.

Arda vs Modric Good vs Evil .

Ok all I can say is Keegan, Wise, Vetere, Jimenez, whoever...sign him...sign him now before it's too late.

Bye bye Turan He'll be signed by someone else now no doubt.

When you go to Derby hoping for a draw your career is f***ed. To think that was only his 5th game after a decent start as well.

I feel so proud for you.

Don't be a t***, it doesn't suit you. Well stop being a big nancy. He's played 60 minutes-ish and looked completely s****. I thought he looked very sluggish. There was one moment when he trapped and passed the ball almost in slow motion. Best thing he did was that dive.

Would we be able to get Mutu?

He'll probably do an Ameobi tbh. Same breed of crap.

He's not exactly endearing himself to us is he? If it means we lose out on one of our main targets because we don't have the extra £4m then there shall be heck to pay. He's like the nugget that won't flush.

Dispicable cunt.