Skeletor

O0 O0 O0 O0 to the max!!!!!

Says the guy that constantly claimed that Kewell would sign for us. This is a bit rich coming from you isn't it? You and your serial transfer window bunglers. Why didn't Bentley sign yesterday? Capel? Eto'o? Dunne? Poulsen? Where are they? Get real. You and your sorry non DM having club. Your pants. Sorry can you tell me one time i said a player will sign for us or when i ever claimed to be itk? stop making things up please. Weren't you the one on here posting some random info about Bentley's flight details via Manchester? How weird was that? I mean that's just not your regular everyday itk nonsense! That is some next level unhealthy obsession stuff! Kingdawson is alreet. He doesn't do the ITK bollocks. That's all Martin Jol.

Paul Kitson

I think we'll see 3 or 4 of these type of signings, maybe Giles Barnes as well. No thanks. Why not, we need young players that can fill the squad and become valuable squad members in the long term. What do you want, 11 Damian Duffs? Not Giles Barnes. So if you could get Giles Barnes on the cheap say 2m you wouldn't. He hardly had a fair chance last year he was injured all the time, before that he was one of the hottest properties in the country. We need youngsters as we can't afford to push on by spending money on established stars. I'm all for buying promising youngsters, just I don't believe Giles Barnes to be one of those. I don't rate him at all.

I think we'll see 3 or 4 of these type of signings, maybe Giles Barnes as well. No thanks. Why not, we need young players that can fill the squad and become valuable squad members in the long term. What do you want, 11 Damian Duffs? Not Giles Barnes.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9669/martinsamuelrs0.jpg Just want to make Role Model vomit a little.

I think we'll see 3 or 4 of these type of signings, maybe Giles Barnes as well. No thanks.

Must have taken them a hell of a long time.

I don't think I need to wait until the end of the transfer window to declare this the worst signing of the summer.

At least the Liverpool fans rate him. I haven't seen much of him tbh.

He's the MaethiS of our playing staff. He needs to shut up and concentrate on improving because he's nowhere near as good as he thinks he is.

What's the DVD called? It's called "Newcastle United: Return of the non-entertainers - Season 2008/09 Review" A creation and trademark of shiteam productions.

I must have missed that. Where did he say he doesn't want Villa?

My DVD of next season suggests that we will have played a very work man like 4-4-2. Lots of graft, no flair, no Ginola.

Well Majorca are a bit hard up at the minute, especially after we bum raped them for Jonas so maybe he didn't have much choice?

Bit late lol.

That sounds pretty good like. Doesn't signing Spiderman kinda rule out playing that formation though?

The quote is pretty lolzy though.

Ashley's first Freddie Shepherd moment.

*Leans forward expectantly*

So would I.

Honestly? Why? I have to admit I am a little bit too, but I'm remaining patient and waiting to see what happens in the transfer market.

Harry: And here's the training ground Babayaro: Training ground? I'm sorry I'm not familiar with that term. Harry: It's where we prepare for matches Babayaro: Matches? Harry: You know...football Babayaro: Football? Harry: Nevermind...and here is the injury room. Babayaro: Sweet. Where do I check in and when do they deliver the meals?

I assume the reason is because not many people want to buy a copy of the seasons we finished 13th and so on. Last one was the 05/06 season I think.

I wonder if Ian Wright is proud.