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It was whoever our head scout used to be who spotted him and he got brought for a trial and everyone was impressed with him (particularly Alan Shearer who said something like "Don't let that kid leave without signing a contract"). Then there was a big ruffle from Le Havre who believed they had him on some slavery contract which seems to be standard over there.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1525/glennroederqj1.jpg Glenn Roeder's reaction to the news.

[Arsene Wenger voice]...Yes...I think so[/Arsene Wenger voice]

He's definitely gotta play against Derby. They will be the easiest team we'll play this season.

5th in the table with a game in hand

Fulham 3-3 Spurs Wooooooo

YEEEEEEEES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Resignation to a draw then.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh and stuff.

OH FFS.

It's quite blatantly a curse that even when we put the ball in the back of the net, it's wrongly ruled out.

Hadn't noticed that. Eeew.

4-4-2 according to SSN. Milner left wing, Smith right wing.

They seem to only be talking about Faye? They said the last player to move might be him. Er...what happened to Beye?

Jim White says there might be news for us. Oof.

Probably just waiting for 5 o'clock so they can make Oliver look like a tit yet again.

I never thought I'd see the day where we had a good defense either!

Awesome.

How does Alan Oliver keep getting published? A complete 180 from the "Beye has used Newcastle to get a better deal at Marseille" story he ran yesterday. What a joke lol.

Only 12 hours to go. Hopefully it won't drag all the way until the last hour or so.

Titus Bramble is destined to have one of those matches where he's immense for 90 minutes. Hoping for one of his hillarious blunders to actually benefit us for once though!

By the same token Beye is automatically the best signing cos he'll keep Carr out of the team . Poor Carr :giggle:

Beye signing mentioned on SSN. Bradley Orr equalises against Citeh .

"Fantastic news for Steve McClaren" I wasn't aware he was our manager. Cunt.

Sky presenter: "Sorry to Newcastle and Barnsley fans but this game is as much about Michael Owen" Cunt.