Skeletor

One minute until infinity time.

I will kill you

20 easy.

This game has taken 10 years off my life I swear.

I'm a nervous wreck

Do something Emery

Shite dive.

Rich why...

Me at the minute just constantly flicking from N-O to flashscore to a generic non-descript river.

Villa's attacking play has been so dead this half.

Liverpool fans with a victim complex? What next?

The referee...

All the things.

Ref's taken their money and turned face on them

YESSSS

Fuck off

We finished 5th with a minus goal difference under the King. EDIT: My memory sucks. Apparently it was +5

Love gallows humour Thank god it's not us doing it at the bottom of the table anymore.

Probably can after Liverpool's mid-week emergency meeting with PMGOL

That half felt like hours by the way.

As long as necessary. Probably won't even put a number on the board.