Skeletor

Still amazed at Bryan Swanson managing to both come out of the closet and turn heel at the same time.

That form though

Burn isn't glamorous enough for Southgate or the media know-nothings. He was never gonna be picked despite being one of the most in form English defenders in the league.

You mean our lads

Pope, Trips and Wilson

I didn't watch the game but if Eddie can turn Joel and Miggy into excellent players then I've no worries about him developing Billy.

We're mint and they've been crap as fuck recently. Probably a dodgy undeserved result coming our way.

Ball probably landed in Madrid with a "come and get me" note taped to it.

Don't know what you're talking about. The World Cup is always a completely fair affair!

Mrs Doubtfire checking our results and seeing that bloke who got Bournemouth relegated has us third.

Can race all they want. The finish line is a brick wall.

"I've spent all my bribe money"

Probably had some rainbow flags and workers rights in there.

English FA need to learn how to use brown envelopes. If they talk to PGMOL, I'm sure they can teach them.

SSN read out my angry email

Brewsey is available.

Hate celebrating a Liverpool goal but GTFI

Because evil people always live to be really old just to piss everyone off.

I can't remember Man City ever having to surrender any of their players to Real Madrid, Barcelona, Chelsea etc on their way up. Neither should we. We're richer than Chelsea and they're on the decline anyway

Mmmm window shopping with an unlimited credit card!

Lolerpool