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"It would be an honour to see him play for Real Madrid" Nah actually they can fuck off too.

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Will never understand those who try to re-write one of our bad managers' histories. Dalglish, Gullitt, Souness, Kinnear, Pardew, Schteve and Bruce can all get in the bin.

Get them done for tapping up. Spend those hundreds of billions on unbeatable lawyers.

Wonder if Luke Edwards gets a cut of every Bruce pay off. Why else would you be the propaganda machine for this flat blob.

Love a shit Liverpool. After their cheatfest against us this season and the childish way their fans have behaved towards us since the take over, they can get royally fucked.

Under Ashley he'd be seeing the £ signs (although he would grossly under value him). Our new owners are super rich and in their other endeavours (the Saudis that is) have massive egos and want the best things. I can't see them selling him.

Blond Bruno 4 eva

I was working for this. Seen the highlights. Dayum. I love this club.

Says it all.

Go all out in January. He'd not just take us to the next level, but he'd be a statement signing that would make other players of a similar ilk take notice of us.

Don't do it lovely man.

Thought Forest were the worst team I'd seen us play in a long time and they're proving it. -14 goal difference already, ouch.

No-one listens to us delusional geordies because they always know better.

Can't relate

Hopefully the media will go in hard on Villa after they sack national treasure Steven Gerrard.

I sure hope Gerrard's team doesn't "slip" into the relegation zone

First sentence was adequate on its own.

Gerrard and Lampard man. Prime examples that being a great player playing under great managers doesn't mean you can do it yourself.

Poor bugger

Big ass prints to follow.

"Hello my name is Silvio Cabbagio...yes that will do...and I come from a place far away...in Portugal...."