Skeletor

Yeah, dangerous to their own goalkeeper.

Aston Villa's only tactic has been to time waste to preserve the 0-0. Interesting to see what they do now.

Left foot of Messi right foot of Riviere.

He looks like someone getting their haircut in increments.

We're fourth in the league and on the up. We're not desperate any more. We don't need to keep going back in for this one kid over and over again who hasn't even done anything that special in his career. There are many more players out there and with Ashworth in charge we'll find them.

Fucking hell...

I don't expect him to keep scoring at the current rate but if he continues chipping in with goals he's a very useful squad player going forward.

Yeah all this tactical analysis is great but it's no total bacon football. Justice for Brewsy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuVsdfrhiXE&ab_channel=NewcastleUnited Extended highlights.

Standards already slipped when they stopped using Gaycastle in the titles.

From my own point of view as a gay man, I don't really care for gay pride parades with people gyrating in G-strings on top of floats or companies changing their logos to a rainbow flag version of their logo for a month and then changing it back immediately once the month is over. However this is a bit different. This is something that tries to give visibility for LGBT people in countries where it's illegal and can result in death, such is the platform of Premiership football, and as has been mentioned already, this should be going the other way with us having a positive influence on Saudi Arabia. If the WWE can influence Saudi Arabia to let females compete in sports (or "sports entertainment") then this should also be possible. To also be the only club who didn't acknowledge it is shameful whether it's an oversight or not.

Should be level on points with Man City if we hadn't been robbed by VAR

Should have been 2-0 win at Anfield and a 1-0 win against Palace.

Keep our foot on the gas please.

Aye I don't get the hate for him. He's not great but he rarely does anything that bad either. He had the key years of his development stunted by Mrs Doubtfire after all.

It's weird how likeable everything about our club is now. The hate was so engrained in me during the Ashley era

Voice over: "But he didn't slow down..."

How many goals do we reckon he can get then?

My point being that we should be undefeated in all competitions if referees weren't cheating cunts.

And the one time we did lose Liverpool needed an ungodly amount of cheating from VAR and the referee.

This is it. Other fans go on like they haven't also been throwing around £200m. We just spent it well, have a proper club from top to bottom and a manager who is getting 100% from everyone. We have a club that tries once again.