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He has had two deals in front of him...

Well we've reached an impasse. I don't believe he will end up here anyway so it won't matter.

On the flip side, what would it take for you to accept he doesn't want to be here?

No

Scenes!

As soon as a deal was agreed, Botman was here and signed. Can't say the same for Ekitike.

That is not the same situation. Lille didn't want to sell Botman and that was the only issue standing in the way of that transfer. Ekitike has gone out of his way to avoid signing for us in two windows now when push came to shove.

For 2 seasons.

The guy drawing his portrait is busy shading.

Lot of desperate Dans too.

He's a long way from Brighton now, Toto. Welcome to the goldfish bowl.

Wait, the Italian press are not trust worthy? Who knew...

No RW and striker and we've failed massively. Also I want a DM and an AM on top of that. All of those and it would probably rival our best ever window.

I don't know why, but I have a soft spot for Joselu. The most likeable of our crap strikers that we've had.

Us making the announcement.

This is the second time he's messed us about. You may be that desperate but I'm not. Tell him to get fucked. Don't want him here.

We should not entertain them if they come back. Move on to someone who actually does want to be here.

Or

This has been the least imminent, imminent announcement ever. I guess the media guy didn't finish the video in time.

"Sounds like a you problem"

Love the shutters coming down at the end

The goal that started it all. Wor Mandy was in the crowd to see such an epic finish.