Skeletor

You would have gotten away with selling McTominay if it wasn't for that meddling Longstaff, Bruno and Willock.

Bruno elastico appreciation thread.

It happen

What a God of a man.

Ten Haag the master of substitutions

Get in! Said if we win this I'll believe we're getting top four and here we are!

Get the fuck in

Martinez tantrum

Peak Colback today.

GET THE FYUCK IN

Schar taking his usual table bump.

Big Joe on please.

Why are so shit at shooting?

Chelsea with a minus goal difference

Nothing another half a billion and raid of Brighton won't fix.

Won't lie, I feel confident at home, in form, against McFred. Win and the momentum will carry us to the promised land.

Only one man BIG enough for the job

Mmmm that discount on Maddison when they go down.

Sign him up

Brighton are a good team but no-one should be wishing them well. If they do well it will be at our expense. I hope they crash and burn, whilst still being an admirably run football club.

How I imagine Steven Taylor coaching:

Was hoping he died. What a let down.

Really? Like the Premier League just sitting on our takeover for 2 years hoping PIF would just go away before it went to the courts and became messy for them?