Skeletor

Shit and then less shit.

Classic Obertan. Runs into a good position and destroys it.

Two cards away from a ban

Aarons on at left back

De Jong channeling his inner Luuk with that shot.

Get Aarons on FFS

Aarons on please.

Janmaat doing everything.

Great tackle Mbemba

Janmaat

Does he have more goals than our entire team yet? Including our cup games yes.

Scores again

portland timbers reserves were swatted aside* 4-1 in pre-season, i think that was it *well, they outplayed us for most of the game but aarons saved it, can't get a game now Erm they beat us 4-3 I guess he means Northampton. nah i meant portland, just completely fucked it up Don't worry. Pre-season is just one shit blur now anyway.

May not even be able to sign Jetro Willems in January if we don't drag ourselves out of this. Gini will tell him to stay away.

Those teams score goals though?

portland timbers reserves were swatted aside* 4-1 in pre-season, i think that was it *well, they outplayed us for most of the game but aarons saved it, can't get a game now Erm they beat us 4-3 I guess he means Northampton.

Based on what? We're having a shit off with Sunderland for worst team in the league.

Mbemba

Decent from Thauvin.

I'm having flashbacks of Kaka telling me to chill out. So obvious it would turn out this way.

Might as well just sack off the other 32 games now.

Got to go. Proving to be as hopeless as we all expected.

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So shit going forward

You cunt Cisse