Skeletor

Gouffran not even on the bench again. No matter what happens, there's at least one positive.

His hair is boss.

Fuck off Henry.

Even though Bobby was alive during Mourinho's first stint?

This used to be a banker home win under Crystal Palace manager. Depressing.

Of course. Pardew never, ever had any extended runs of poor form that left us in precarious positions. He finished 5th then got forced out to Palace by our delusional fans.

Think it goes much deeper tbh - the likes of De Jong and Wijnaldum were captaining decent teams in the Champions League, it seems every player turns to utter shit once they put our shirt on, think the club is just rotten to the core. Goes without saying. However being a captain is not necessarily an indication of leadership ability. Coloccini has captained us for years and he's a spineless cunt.

Regardless of talent or lack of talent he's failed significantly when it comes to identifying players with character and leadership. Empty headed cunts.

It's obvious that we have a bunch of little shits playing for us but ultimately he isn't a strong enough manager or character to deal with that problem. Things will only get worse from now on.

Meh

I think he's doing a great job personally. Deluded Liverpool fans expecting better. They should know their place.

Most effortless goal of the season.

Martial 1-1

I'm not sure that we and Southampton play the same sport.

BOOM

Well done Lamela. Next time break the leg.

Get in son!

Fuck

Palace playing like a true Pardew team this second half so far.

Haha suck it Cabaye.

The season we finished 5th.

We didn't beat Swansea at home in the 5th season.

Reading 1-2

Bad egg is the one thing you couldn't accuse him of. Always given his all on the pitch even if his all was a bit shit sometimes.