Skeletor

No.

"The Club admitted to the Tribunal that it repeatedly and intentionally misled the press, public and the fans of Newcastle United." Can't believe it keeps needing to be quoted. People are thick as fuck. Ashley is a proven liar. He, and his minions, are the only ones to blame here.

Seems Twitter verifies any old fucker these days.

Hope he is stronger than he looks because he looks like a twig. After seeing Perez and others knocked off the ball repeatedly at the weekend it is a worry.

Probably the only stand out player in our shit show of a team today but he's definitely the real problem somehow.

he's basically trump (without the racism) and we are america. It's fucked Donald Trump was /this/ close to buying the Buffalo Bills and not being President. Be thankful Ashley isn't Prime Minister, Doon. Being Prime Minister isn't an asset he can sell.

He's just a constant dark cloud hanging above this club.

Depressing seeing him as our #1.

And Ashley needs to take a couple off it.

He genuinely thinks that and is backed up by his wanksplat grimace as he said it in that interview. He actually expects mid-table with no investment.

Didn't complete a pass in the first half. Looked more like the player we expected in the second half. Surrounded by shit though so who cares.

With no transfers we're definitely going down and possibly in embarrassing fashion.

Nothing going forward. Not going to score many goals this season and will continue to concede stupid goals. It's very, very grim and no positives to grasp on to.

Stupid fat fucking cunting fat fucking prick.

Shite, incompetent attacking play.

Those defensive options.

Beeeew o'clock at the SOS

As if. Edit: Wait, what are you saying here? He's in our top four players? He's our only borderline top four player, we have many who are borderline top ten. When he's not being a mental case I mean.

It's not that. We needed a better player and Rafa wanted other targets. We've gone for the cheap option who doesn't look like what we need and it's not the first time. I don't feel confident relying on Joselu to keep us up.

This ain't happening is it?

I'm trying to get excited about this transfer but meh.

'Mr Ashley, your transfer window seems to have all the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?'