Skeletor

That set penis

Could have given us Remi Garde. Instead gave us Carver and relegation. Way to go you bald cunt.

This fucking cunt.

Colback with a heroic backwards pass to Dummett in a crossing position.

Pointless

Ayoze close

Carver looking confused 'But they have British DNA...'

Well fuck

Gave the kick off straight to them and they almost score.

McClaren is probably doing it on purpose the stupid cunt.

It's gonna be him

What is it about Ryan Taylor always worming his way in ahead of more talented players? No doubt the whole 'good lad' thing.

Too afraid of a manager who will give the fans pride, hope and ambition again.

They need to re-sign Bosingwa.

Which he caused by deliberately lying and misleading.

...straight to Newcastle

My childhood

Douglas can't handle criticism. Really shouldn't be a journalist.

They went to Everton and Chelsea and won last season. Everton were unbeaten at home and Mourinho had never lost in the league at Stamford Bridge. After last season I'd never write them off until it's mathematically impossible because they've got this knack (and a bit of luck) of winning when they desperately need to. Different team this year. This team have no fight.

If they lose this weekend we're safe. You can already write off them getting anything away to Everton, Arsenal or Chelsea leaving just 3 points against Leicester.

They'll win the title this weekend.

'Nothing boring about winning' Tell that to Carver.

3-1

Zouma coming on to play in midfield would irritate the hell out of me if I was a Chelsea fan.

Get the fuck in