Skeletor

Like most of his career.

London team therefore only the best is allowed for them.

We've hit many lows but Southampton poaching our players would be an embarrassing new one.

These girls have no standards. He has an alien head But zillions of dollars.

Waiting for Jonas to RKO Carver out of nowhere at the Swansea game.

Thought it was all a bit of a non-issue. Sky had to do an epic zoom in to even read it which is more embarrassing.

16th minute. Stayed until about 30 minutes in.

Luke Edwards?

Needs to be on this page too.

I love the unexpected ponytail element of Palacio's hair. You see him from the front and you think he's just a guy with a shaved head. Then he turns around and there it is.

Not worse than that guy (think he's from Argentina?) who's got a shaved head, but for a thin braid that's not centered at the back of his head, but attatched on the right side. Just: wtf? Want to rip it off every time I see it Rodrigo Palacio

Rotards

Hopefully someone will cut that top knot off.

Obertan is actually grafting. WTF.

74th minute it is. Left back sub too

Great. Now Krul has decided to save things.

The irony being that he probably only won up here once in his entire career.

When will Carver make the pointless Armstrong sub? My bet is the 89th minute.

Or one summer with a real owner.

'We didn't have enough half times to quickly score after'

It was so bad that I couldn't help laughing. I'm not sure you could look any more shit even if you were trying to let that in.

Either Elliott has lots tons of weight and put on a comedy Krul wig or he's absolute shit now.