Skeletor

Off the line.

Dorrans career really died after being the new cool thing in our Championship season.

We both played with the no defence cheat enabled.

That'll teach Bassong to headbutt Mitrovic.

Tioted HAULED off.

You have made quite a mess there

That's McClaren's instructions though, been like that every game this season. Has to be. We've basically lined up: Elliot Mbemba Coloccini Dummett Colback Anita Janmaat Sissoko Wijnauldum Perez Mitrovic With the other two nowhere to be seen.

Forgot he and Tiote were playing at times. Such a gaping hole between defence and attack.

One of our best attacking performances in a long time combined with one of our most tragic defensive performances since two weeks ago.

Half time. Teach them how to defend instead of giving a team talk.

Here comes number 3 for them.

For all we can't defend, neither can Norwich.

Almost a hattrick for Gini

Ironic cheers for a tackle down the right hand side.

Every shot on target has gone in so far in this game.

We suck

Perez!

Fuck me. Just defend properly you cunts.

Almost conceded straight away again.

2 Wijnaldum goals from 2 Sissoko assists.

2-1

Heads down after conceding as usual.

Fuck sake. No defending whatsoever.

100 years later they'll still be clapping.