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Honestly not bothered about that part as we have a lot of rubbish on the books. The part that bothers me is knowing the required investment will never come but we will still be force fed propaganda about how wonderful and generous Emperor Ashley has been.

http://i3.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article1354869.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/newcastle-united-coach-john-carver-pictured-whilst-working-with-sir-bobby-robson-707122190.jpg http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/6f/1e/0,,10278~12131951,00.jpg How did we never notice it before?

Pardew was the abusive husband who could charm the battered wife when he needed to. Carver is the ugly, fat, drunk who gets beaten up by the wife.

http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article9117529.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/John-Carver.jpg 'Thanks for the 3 points John'

HE FINISHED 5TH YOU IDIOT.

He's the kind of player that most clubs have as back up. The problem is he's our best centre back. From what I've heard Lascelles isn't any thing to get excited about so we need major investment just to avoid relegation next season (if we manage it this season).

Despite him suddenly becoming a leper who people seem to want rid of we have missed Tiote Massively since the turn of the year. He'd look terrible too. Carver is toxic.

'If you can't handle me at my cheapest then you don't deserve me at my most prudent'

Same for all bad managers. But he'll never do well, he'll be told that 7-10 is 'well'. A good manager would naturally aim to be better. A bad manager will accept such a shit target and do no more.

Same for all bad managers.

Millions of £ > Suspending a paedo

Fingers burned by appointing a manager who wanted to do well.

They finally get a Mag slayer and he's a horrific paedo. Seems like a Bad Luck Brian meme.

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6472442_f260.jpg

Boring and predictable.

Hernandez really doesn't belong.

Stupidity.

He looks like some reality TV contest winner.

Why? He's completely useless.

They really look nothing alike, shoes or no shoes.

Steve McClaren looks rather different now.

The problem is that this club is a police state. Always monitoring all protests and making sure they're stopped at the gates.

Think they're going down with Hull. Both have terrible run-ins whilst Leicester and QPR still have us to play at home.

Nothing important. Just Steve Howey thinks Carver will get the job because a real manager will demand money from Ashley whereas Carver won't.

New (free) stadium could be the making of them, worryingly. Hopefully it will be a soulless, barren waste, but it might just work. How will it help do you think? All I can see is a worse atmosphere and maybe stealing a few young fans from Leyton Orient. It's a free stadium with big capacity, excellent infrastructure and transport links. West Ham's supporter base has, over the years, moved out into darkest Essex, and this suits them perfectly. A couple of strong seasons - funded in part by the sale of Upton Park, which (again) is essentially free money - could really solidify them as the "Essex" team over other competitors. It's a pretty big catchment area, and if nothing else, the stadium will be perfect for kids/families and should allow West Ham to offer cheap family packages to fill the place. Of course, I'm hoping that the distance from the pitch will ruin the atmosphere, and that it will all come crashing down. The potential is clearly there though, which is why Klopp is not entirely fanciful. Yes it is.