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When it's official the thread title should be: 'OFFICIAL: Alan Pardew is Gone - Celebration from page (whatever)'

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I leave for an hour and it's almost done. Let me leave again

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Either he gets a new job or a massive pay out. He has played a blinder.

Praying for some one to catch Pardew slagging Ashley off on a vertical phone camera.

We're never getting him anyway, but that situation could change very quickly with the right chairman. We offer the right compensation and Ajax would be happy enough and then the right wages and he'd have to take a second look at a premier league opportunity. His agent kinda said that too. 'He will never leave Ajax during the season. We haven't had any offers though...'

De Boer's agent says he won't leave during the season.

This isn't David Craig.

I ain't even mad because I know the suffering they're about to experience

What do you mean? She's not masturbating. That's the next part.

Every one waking up today: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Rachel_berry_waking_up.gif

Would De Jong being there tempt him? Hard to say. I guess it could be an advantage that he knows two players here (Anita and De Jong) very well already. He's a name from the 90s, which is the only time Ashley ever watched football so he might have heard of him too

The land of imagination.

Aye. He'd sell his family if someone offered him like £30

I thought his post-match interview was spot on tbh. More like it please.

This lad may just have lucked out if Pardle goes to Palace.

He's usually in London most of the week any way.

This would be the first time Ashley has received money for a manager. It might make him go for managers with sell on potential like the Carroll sale did for player recruitment.

For this season you mean. He may surprise you all and kee... Nah you're right. Although it's Pardew in his honey moon phase so he'll probably beat you.

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For this season you mean.

f*** it's not even January yet. I shouldnt be getting hopes up like this yet Ashley appointing de Boer? Can't see it. Ashley will probably not know who he is. From the 90s? check Cockney wanker? fail

At least they're not Pardew and shouldn't get silly contracts that make them unsackable.

The good times are over for Sunderland.