Skeletor

Steve McClaren looks rather different now.

The problem is that this club is a police state. Always monitoring all protests and making sure they're stopped at the gates.

Think they're going down with Hull. Both have terrible run-ins whilst Leicester and QPR still have us to play at home.

Nothing important. Just Steve Howey thinks Carver will get the job because a real manager will demand money from Ashley whereas Carver won't.

New (free) stadium could be the making of them, worryingly. Hopefully it will be a soulless, barren waste, but it might just work. How will it help do you think? All I can see is a worse atmosphere and maybe stealing a few young fans from Leyton Orient. It's a free stadium with big capacity, excellent infrastructure and transport links. West Ham's supporter base has, over the years, moved out into darkest Essex, and this suits them perfectly. A couple of strong seasons - funded in part by the sale of Upton Park, which (again) is essentially free money - could really solidify them as the "Essex" team over other competitors. It's a pretty big catchment area, and if nothing else, the stadium will be perfect for kids/families and should allow West Ham to offer cheap family packages to fill the place. Of course, I'm hoping that the distance from the pitch will ruin the atmosphere, and that it will all come crashing down. The potential is clearly there though, which is why Klopp is not entirely fanciful. Yes it is.

Like most of his career.

London team therefore only the best is allowed for them.

We've hit many lows but Southampton poaching our players would be an embarrassing new one.

These girls have no standards. He has an alien head But zillions of dollars.

Waiting for Jonas to RKO Carver out of nowhere at the Swansea game.

Thought it was all a bit of a non-issue. Sky had to do an epic zoom in to even read it which is more embarrassing.

16th minute. Stayed until about 30 minutes in.

Luke Edwards?

Needs to be on this page too.

I love the unexpected ponytail element of Palacio's hair. You see him from the front and you think he's just a guy with a shaved head. Then he turns around and there it is.

Not worse than that guy (think he's from Argentina?) who's got a shaved head, but for a thin braid that's not centered at the back of his head, but attatched on the right side. Just: wtf? Want to rip it off every time I see it Rodrigo Palacio

Rotards

Hopefully someone will cut that top knot off.

Obertan is actually grafting. WTF.

74th minute it is. Left back sub too

Great. Now Krul has decided to save things.

The irony being that he probably only won up here once in his entire career.

When will Carver make the pointless Armstrong sub? My bet is the 89th minute.